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Julie, Mistress of Fabulousness

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

A labor of love from my good friend Jannet
in honor of NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY

(oh my god, I successfully embedded a video! guess I ain't so dumb after all!)
Back to meeeee...
Way too obsessed with music and movies and pop culture. Know too much about the internet and too little about computers.
I have a degree in Anthropology. Some would say I don't use it, but I think I use it every day. You can't do as much study as I've done on people over the years and not use it every time you meet somebody new. Or someone does something you think is nuts. Like voting for Rick Perry.
I love to sing and dance, but don't want anyone to watch me do either. I used to do a lot of art, but lately my artsy talents are going in the photoshop direction. I should probably pick up a sketchbook again sometime soon. Mostly now I'm just crafty, but not in a Martha Stewart way...more in a "how can I turn this ugly 80-cent foam visor into a fabulous Amazon headpiece?" sort of way. I'm what ya might call resourceful.
And I'm married, too. Married, married, married. Seems like ya can't say that often enough on MySpace.
Oh, and I work for the IRS. Just hit the fifteen-year anniversary. Don't be scared of me, and don't ask me to pad your refund. Trust me, you *want* decent, honest people with a sense of humor working for the IRS. And there are a lot of us. Don't get me wrong, there are some IRS employees who couldn't find their assholes with both hands and a flashlight, but you've got those where you work, too. Don't lie. ;o)
I also just discovered this clip. Gotta share it.
(look Jan, I made it work! don't ask me how!)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't asswipes. Is that possible anymore?
Oh, and I'm not looking for an online bootycall. Flirt with me all ya want, but you guys asking for some "NSA fun" ("no strings attached"...I had to ask) need to back the hell up. Read the entire profile before you try to talk to me. Keep reading past the boob references, all the way down to the word "married". There ya go. I just saved you a bunch of time.
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I only have 100 friends. But that does not mean I won't add a new friend. It just means I get rid of an old one to make room. So be a good friend and you'll get to stay!
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My Blog

ouch.

Won't type much cuz it hurts, but I have tendonitis in my left thumb and wrist and will be sporting a brace for a few months until I can do everyday activities without wincing in pain.This really suck...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:59:00 GMT

what a week

Less than a week ago, my car started acting like something was wrong.  Not really jumping into gear like it's supposed to, especially from a stop.  Not terrible, but by Tuesday, especially on the driv...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:10:00 GMT

hmmm...what to say...

Why am I so obsessed with using Arial all the time?Why not a little Georgia?Definitely not Times.  That shit's got no soul.So Arial it is.  But I'm feeling funky so I'll italicize.Lame?  Probably.  Bu...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:08:00 GMT

Step up...or step aside.

So the DVR screwed up last night and we missed out of recording the new Christopher Titus special on Comedy Central.  Took a while to find a new showing to set (pleeeez work this time!) but it put us ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:43:00 GMT

at last! a new prez and a new pup!

Na na na na...na na na na...hey hey hey...good bye.Only not "goodbye" so much, cuz the Dickhead in Chief is back in my state.  That's okay.  We can handle him.  He's just gonna sit in his gated commun...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:19:00 GMT

Dec 31, 2008 -- already??

Where did the year go?  As huge a year as it's been, I just sit and wonder why I don't seem to remember any of it.  Okay, yeah...there was that election that was pretty monumentous and exci...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:47:00 GMT

bye bye Lindberg

The best dog in the whole world passed away yesterday morning. Not a lot to say except he had a damn good life and we'll miss him like hell.
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:49:00 GMT

Prop 8 and other embarrassing anti-gay crap

Back in 2000, my husband and I were two happy, single, heterosexual people who were madly in love and living together.    Then I got a letter from my health insurance company, and learned t...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:23:00 GMT

its a new day

I want to be more eloquent, because what's happened this week calls for eloquence. I want to write something amazing, describing how deliriously happy I am, but write it in a way that doesn't sound li...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 03:55:00 GMT

Real, pro-America Americans

So it comes down to this...the neo-cons are so scared of losing the control they've had over our country that they're inciting a not-so-civil war, pitting "real America" against everyone who dares to...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 22:29:00 GMT