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Matthew. Mr. Cannon, if you're nasty.

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About Me


Create your own Friend Quiz hereLaid back fellow with too much on his plate. Too many irons in the fire. too many...whatever. I ran outta metaphors. I love my children and I love being alive. Many things conspire to bring me down in life, but I'm doing well to stay above them. I am always treated with all the cock I could ever want as a man.I am gregarious and I enjoy being social. Unfortunately, I havn't had a whole lotta time to be social due to 18 month old twins, a full-time job, and being enrolled as a full-time student. Ah, the sacrifices one must make to better one's self. I love my friends and I tend to keep the closest of them for life. I am loyal and sometimes proud. I dig being me a whole bunch.Your results:
You are Luke Skywalker Luke Skywalker 66% Lando Calrissian 66% Han Solo 65% Obi-Wan Kenobi 61% Chewbacca 60% Princess Leia 58% Anakin Skywalker 56% Mace Windu 55% Darth Vader 53% C-3PO 51% You value your friends and loved ones,
but can sometimes act recklessly
because of your emotions.
Occasionally you resort to whining.
You look ahead to great things for yourself.
(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)
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My Interests


You scored as The Operative. You are dedicated to your job and very good at what you do. You've done some very bad things, but they had to be done. You don't expect to go to heaven, but that is a sacrifice you've made for a better future for all.

The Operative


81%

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne


69%

River Tam


69%

Jayne Cobb


63%

Simon Tam


63%

Zoe Alleyne Washburne


50%

Inara Serra


50%

Shepherd Derrial Book


50%

Capt. Mal Reynolds


44%

Kaylee (Kaywinnet Lee) Frye


31%
Which Serenity character are you?
created with QuizFarm.comI dig movies...many movies of all kinds. I love books and the reading of said books. I love spending time with my kids. I like playing games, but I'm a dork and can't help myself.Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Superman 65% Green Lantern 65% Catwoman 65% Iron Man 65% Hulk 55% The Flash 50% Wonder Woman 45% Robin 45% Batman 40% Supergirl 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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I'd like to meet:



Jack Black. He rocks my fucking socks off. And I'de like to jerk his fucking cock off! Realistically, however, I'd like to meet some cool individdles who share some interests and whom I may engage in intellectual and fulfilling discourse...or whatever.

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

.. width="0" height="0" .... width="425" height="350" ..I listen to a hugely wide range of music. I've always had the impression that if a song makes you feel good or inspires a certain emotion that you're wanting to tune into, than you should roll with that despite labels or genres. I love me some Tenacious D, White Stripes, Violent Femmes, Barenaked Ladies, and I used to be a hardcore ICP nut...but then I grew up a bit. I still pop em in sometimes for nestalgia's sake or if I'm angry, or something. I recently went and saw Cowboy Mouth live and now I'm a fan for life. I'd heard a few songs before and really couldn't have given a crap less for them, but the live show was remarkable. Everyone should try them out live once because it's an emotional and amazing experience. All of the negative crap that was building up in my system was just released into the air at that show like so much expelled carbon dioxide. I danced and sang along to songs I didn't even know for two and a half hours straight. It rocked.

Movies:



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Television:

Man, I'll be the first to denounce reality television and I'll probably not be the last...but I am and always have been a huge Survivor fan. I've watched my fair share of E.R. over the years and was quite enthralled by Judging Amy for a long time. I liked Firefly alot for the one season it was on. I've been watching Grey's Anatomy and House fairly religiously. I watch alot of G4 T.V. because of my love of all things game.

Books:

I am a gigantic Stephen King fan and I'd buy anything that had his name associated with it. I don't care if it's even one of those crappy paid-for by-lines like, "Scariest book of the year by far this year....Stephen King". I'll buy it and prolly make myself like it. My favorite books are usually epic fantasy novels. My favorite books ever are the "Song of Ice and Fire" series by George R.R. Martin. Really amazing stuff, and it kills me they only come out once a year. I don't know what I'm gonna do when the series is over. Prolly start a geeky fan club and write fan-fiction and never get laid again.

Heroes:

My mother and father are big ones, but I'm sure many people look up to their folks. Many don't, however, so I feel lucky to have good-hearted and honest people who raised me well. I think Jon Stewart is giving alot of himself to bring to light how unworkable our governmental system works and that is quite admirable of him. Hero is a strong word....there are many people who I look up to, but who really don't fit the label of "hero". I really think alot of Jack Black. I think he's talented as hell and he makes me laugh my bowels out on a regular basis. I was a huge Chris Farley and John Candy fan too, back in the day. I was really upset when they both died. I know they both did some crappy movies for a buck, but when you look at their core comedy it really was quite genius.

My Blog

Zombie Blog/Zach (Passover + 3 weeks)

"Get up, dude. Come on...it's time to get up..."Zach heard Jimmy's voice through a fog of semi-wakefulness, his mind dragging through a thick bank of shadow to consciousness. He felt sleepy and stoned...
Posted by Matthew. Mr. Cannon, if you're nasty. on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:04:00 PST

Zombie Blog/Richard (Passover +3 Weeks)

"Dear Diana,I'm sitting here beside my truck. It's dark out, and we're outside of the truck. I can't help but be pissed off about the situation, considering that we're in Omaha, Nebraska, and there's ...
Posted by Matthew. Mr. Cannon, if you're nasty. on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:36:00 PST

Zombie Blog/Rich (Passover +3 weeks)

Dear Dianna,I slept pretty good last night, baby. It get's easier and easier to forget about the crazy shit goin on outside my truck every night. There was a time just a few weeks ago when I thought I...
Posted by Matthew. Mr. Cannon, if you're nasty. on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:50:00 PST

Zombie Blog/Rich ( Passover + 3 weeks)

Dear Dianna,Well, I've tried everything that I could think of. There's just no gettin' around Omaha in my truck. It's impossible. I spent a whole week on this stupid idea that I could just take it slo...
Posted by Matthew. Mr. Cannon, if you're nasty. on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:24:00 PST

Zombie Blog Transitions

I've decided that since this story has grown much larger than I originally meant for it to, that I'm going to have to split it up into sections. I'm tetatively calling the first part "Rising", which y...
Posted by Matthew. Mr. Cannon, if you're nasty. on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:16:00 PST

Zombie Blog/James (Passover +3 weeks)

So, it had come down to the wire. Jimmy had done what he could to discourage the mad dash out the door and into the arms of the crazed people outside, but he had failed. He hadn't tried anymore. He wa...
Posted by Matthew. Mr. Cannon, if you're nasty. on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

Zombie Blog/James (Passover +3 weeks)

The situation had been beyond Jimmy's control, not that he'd ever been someone who would reach out to take that control from anyone, especially not Zach. Zach was on the precipice, however, and Jimmy ...
Posted by Matthew. Mr. Cannon, if you're nasty. on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:36:00 PST

Zombie Blog/James (Passover + 3 weeks)

James "Jimmy" Caldwell suddenly felt horribly ridiculous. He saw himself distinctly as someone floating above his body might, almost as if he were having an out-of-body experience. He saw himself stan...
Posted by Matthew. Mr. Cannon, if you're nasty. on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:14:00 PST

Zombie Blog/Mack

There was a blurry haze of light as he opened his eyes and blinked, only that wasn't completely correct. Only one eye opened and the other was sealed behind a tomb of gauze and fabric. He reached a ha...
Posted by Matthew. Mr. Cannon, if you're nasty. on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:49:00 PST

Zombie Blog/Mary

Mary knew how bad this could be. Liza might be insane. She had killed her own daughter and had probably purposefully left Mack to die upstairs. The mob hadn't made it this far beyond the roadblock yet...
Posted by Matthew. Mr. Cannon, if you're nasty. on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:32:00 PST