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About Me

Layout Provided By CodeMyLayout.com - Myspace Layouts The "Nutshell" version: I am a freelance artist, who happens to work as a short-order cook from time-to-time (IG all the time) trying to make ends meet. I work mainly in portrature, illustration, and poster art. Over the years, I have developed a working knowledge in Oil and water-based painting, Screen Printing, Off-set Printing, Etching and various lithograohic techniques. Within a year I'll have aquired a BFA in printmaking from Bowling Green State University, in Ohio, after which I hope to attain my MFA in either art restoration or studio practices. Hand printing pinup posters has become my recent artistic obssession. And I enjoy long walks on the beach.
ATTENTION: !!!!!!!!!!!!! HAND-PRINTING NUDIE POSTERS IS NOT, NOT, NOT, PHOTOGRAPGHY, maybe pornography, but if you saw my projects, I doubt they'd make anyone horny, SERIOUSLY, NOT PHOTOGRAPHY. CAMERAS ARE NOT INVOLVED.
Education
2007 Bachelor of Fine Arts, Printmaking, Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio, pending graduation
2003 independent study, Drawing, Sinclair Community College, Dayton, Ohio
2001 Foundation Studies, Columbus College of Art and Design, Columbus, Ohio
Professional Experience
2006 Barista and Art Consultant, Cosmo's Coffee Shop, Bowling Green, Ohio, booking monthly artists and catering service
2006 Guest Photographer, Model Mayhem, .., temporary hire by model as independent photographer
2005 Contracted Photographer, Suicide Girls, Portland, Oregon, temporary hire for work with models
2004-Present Resource Contributer, Kentucky Fairness Alliance, Louisville, Kentucky
2004 Designer, Wood County Campaign Associate, Democratic Presidential Election, League of Pissed Off Voters, League of Independent Voters, Bowling Green Reach Out, Bowling Green Ohio, flyer and pamphlet design
2002 Original Set Photographer, Film Charlotte Sometimes, Dir. John MacCully
Selected Group Exhibitions
2006 Pressed and Pulled Exhibition, Bowen Thompson Student Union Gallery, Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
2006 SHANNANAGINS! Art Exhibition, The Emporium,Toledo Ohio
2006 Undergraduate Student Exhibition, Dorothy Uber Bryan Gallery, Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
2005 1st annual Community Art Exhibition, United Christian Fellowship, Bowling Green, Ohio
2004 ArtKult Photography Exhibition, Derailed Salon, Dayton, Ohio
2000 Call To Chaos Exhibition, 1470's West, Dayton, Ohio
Related Professional Experience
2005 Printer's assistant for visiting artist Michael Barnes, Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
2005 Printer's assistant for visiting artist David Morrison, Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
2005 Painter's assistant for visiting artist George Hughes, Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
2001 Sales Associate and Gallery Aid, Columbus College of Art and Design Spring Student Art Exhibition and Sale, Columbus College of Art and Design, Columbus, Ohio
2001 Madlab Gallery, March Events Receptionist, Columbus, Ohio
2000-01 Gallery maintenance and remodeling, Publicity, The Addition 13 Gallery Project, Columbus, Ohio
Organizations
2006 The Print Society, member, Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
2003 GALA, Gay And Lesbian Alliance, Dayton, Ohio, Event Aid and Planning
Awards and Scholarships
2006 Honorable Mention in Painting, Undergraduate Student Exhibition, Dorothy Uber Bryan Gallery, Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, Ohio
2001-2003 Tuition Cost, Serious Student Grant, Sinclair Community College
2000 $24,000 Academic Scholarship, Columbus College of Art and Design
1999 2nd place, 53rd District Ohio Congressional Exhibition, Greene County, Ohio
Collections
Columbus College of Art and Design, Private Collection of the Instructor, Laura Eisen, Columbus
Portfolio and References available upon request

My Interests

freelance bitch...for hire..need i say more.

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You are a vampire of...Beauty.Mortals of both sexes flock to you like a moth to fire. Your not just pretty but hauntingly beautiful. You love the attention and gifts that are showered upon you. Hundreds of years of adoring mortals is what makes you happy.
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I'd like to meet:

shiny peopple

Margaux Hemmingway

And life can be so cruel
To such a pretty girl
Shes made it all so clear
Out the window with all her fear

Ya know, she was such a pretty suicide
Oh, what a beautiful mess now
She was such a pretty suicide
Oh, what a beautiful mess now

My score on The I Need A Girlfriend Test :

You scored 32 Passion, 32 Spontenaity, 40 Compatability, and 47 Friendliness!

Thank you for taking this little attempt at my first test. I hope that we can talk and get to know eachother!

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Music:

aA girl I saw, once,asked me what kind of music I prefered as the best hing to play during sex. This is what I replied with by puting on:
"Its four in the morning, the end of december
Im writing you now just to see if youre better
New york is cold, but I like where Im living
Theres music on clinton street all through the evening.

I hear that youre building your little house deep in the desert
Youre living for nothing now, I hope youre keeping some kind of record.

Yes, and jane came by with a lock of your hair
She said that you gave it to her
That night that you planned to go clear
Did you ever go clear?

Ah, the last time we saw you you looked so much older
Your famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder
Youd been to the station to meet every train
And you came home without lili marlene

And you treated my woman to a flake of your life
And when she came back she was nobodys wife.

Well I see you there with the rose in your teeth
One more thin gypsy thief
Well I see janes awake --

She sends her regards.
And what can I tell you my brother, my killer
What can I possibly say?
I guess that I miss you, I guess I forgive you
Im glad you stood in my way.

If you ever come by here, for jane or for me
Your enemy is sleeping, and his woman is free.

Yes, and thanks, for the trouble you took from her eyes
I thought it was there for good so I never tried.

And jane came by with a lock of your hair
She said that you gave it to her
That night that you planned to go clear

-- sincerely, l. cohen"

She told me that it was Fucked up and she left the room.

this has become a new recent obsession of mine. i know its old, but i love n.A.T.o.

Movies:

celibacy(sic) for celluloid

Television:

an old roommate of mine had one once.
You Are 68% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You? 2% more evil than beth.

Books:

the kind that aren't burnt, another long list as I read much, but we'll just start with saying anything written by naom chompsky or neil gaiman, for starters.

Heroes:

i wish there was a talking bucket of wheat paste with a cape, because i tink that's as good as it gets, nigh that's perfect.

My Blog

NA2ED FOOD AT EXOTICA@

yes. all the rumors are true.I am aiding in the catering for Chaos Productions Exotica 2 in detroit this coming weekend.everyone should go. naked people and crazy sex stuff.and no i am not going to be...
Posted by [DESTROYING SCI3NCE] on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:40:00 PST

woo hoo life.

so, its been an amazing week. at least in the contemption of kicking my ass. New job. working in a plastics manufacturing plant. complete slave labor. I was warned by countless numbers of friends not ...
Posted by [DESTROYING SCI3NCE] on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:43:00 PST

Buy my computer and save me from homelessness

I have been desperately trying to sell this computer someone gave me.I have no money for rent, bills or food. as in, i am actually bumming and dumpsterdiving for meals.This computer is worth at least ...
Posted by [DESTROYING SCI3NCE] on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:26:00 PST

THIS IS WHY I NEVER BLOG.

jealousy, the antithesis of love.at least this is the ideal. phylisophically sound as well.right now. this., is indescribable.Dull knives may not cut as easily, but they are known for causing infectio...
Posted by [DESTROYING SCI3NCE] on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

be patient.

I can't screamlittle fiberous tissues in my throat are splittingi can't count how many times have i done this before"exacto blades don't belong in tylenol bottles" easy to swallow gel...
Posted by [DESTROYING SCI3NCE] on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:07:00 PST

rise above"

this is going to be a fun couple of months in the realm of "printing with lee" i've kinda started babying two different concepts. on for th4e past week and the other has been brewing for the last sev...
Posted by [DESTROYING SCI3NCE] on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:32:00 PST

......................................

believe it or not this is me taking a break from writing by writing(a blog) i think i'm beginning to comile so much that i'm writing, that i might, at this rate, be able to publish one of those great...
Posted by [DESTROYING SCI3NCE] on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 10:45:00 PST

leaky apt. soon to be for rent.

no heat. no ventilation. no light. sometimes, no hot water, or even water. always leaking. i love it when it rains. my bathroom springs the most insane leaks. always from different places of course. ...
Posted by [DESTROYING SCI3NCE] on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 06:34:00 PST

titleless as we are soul less. see into my viens child as they are shrivilled before they bled.

so, for those who don't know me, if you get the hints, you'll kind of get where i'm coming from in this rant. the last few weeks have been pretty hard. i nolonger seam to know exactly where i'm getti...
Posted by [DESTROYING SCI3NCE] on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 12:57:00 PST

INSOMNIA: i fuck you

ok, i'm suddenly in a pure state of amazement. anyone who knows me well enough knows that i am typically beyond what most people consider an insomniac. i average, and have for as long as i can remembe...
Posted by [DESTROYING SCI3NCE] on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:40:00 PST