Hey, I'm Gary. What the fuck is goin' own?
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Motorcycles, boating, biking, camping, skiing, hiking, skating, bear hating. (If you ask what that means, I'll tell ya it's when you hate those bears, I hate those fuckin' bears.)
Any woman over thirty with an impressive pair of breasts.
Dave Bromberg, Warren Zevon, Leo Cotkey, Dr. Hook, Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs, Green Jello, Walter Trout, The Fools, Captain Beyond.
Joe Dirt, Blazing Saddles, Harrold and Maude, Breakfast Club, Deliverance, American Beauty, Dances With Wolves, Blow, Speed, Holes, A Long Dong Silver, Deepthroat, Debbie Does Dallas.
Simpsons, South Park, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Ignats and Krazy Kat, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Deputy Dog, Snaggle Puss, Fritz the Cat, Tom and Jerry, Yoggi Bear, Looney Toons.
Lord of the Flies, Summer of '42, Boys in Cars, the Outsiders.
Superman, Batman, Aquaman, Spiderman, (and anyone else's name that ends with 'man'), the Fantastic Four, Underdog, Deputy Dog, Oggie Doggie, Wonderwoman, Catwoman, Xena.