I knew I was fucked when |
I thought about your death and laughed.
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:35:00 GMT |
Michael Irvin |
Michael Irvin's HOF induction speech was the greatest speech I have ever seen. In my eyes he now stands as a great man even amongst the immortals busts of Canton. Here are some of excerpts from his sp...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 13:23:00 GMT |
A Satire of my Average Saturday Night |
It was another night outA few drinks and some laughsI saw her and without saying a wordI went over oozing of my counterfeit confidenceI introduced myself, and got her nameI used my line"I know it's th...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:42:00 GMT |
Welcome To Every Date Ever |
Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 03:16:00 GMT |
Beer |
Police are warning all men who frequently go to clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market call...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:03:00 GMT |
New Rule |
So I made a new rule for myself:No more drunk myspaceing.I say some dumb shit when I do it. I'm sure you guys that have gotten messages from me know what I'm talking about. Also those drunken blogs ma...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 14:03:00 GMT |
Life |
Life can be very hard at times. At times in life it seems like no matter how hard you try to do the right things, to get yourself moving in a positive direction in your life, you always disappoint bot...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 20:16:00 GMT |
Cocky |
People often ask me why I'm so cocky. If you were me you would be cocky too. Swimming gives me that reason to beileve in myself that you don't have: Swimming... It's the feeling you get changing int...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:29:00 GMT |
I'm board... |
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:30:00 GMT |
More Stuff you didn't want to know about me |
The Basic Stuff Name?: Brad Age?: 21 Height?: 6'0" Weight?: 167 Birthday?: March 5, 1984 Birthplace?: Mt. Diablo Hospital, Concord, CA Current Location?: Rocklin School/Grade?: 4th year ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 23:56:00 GMT |
