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John

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About Me

I'm John
I enjoy procrastinating and staying up late
People who speak like ninth grade girls piss me off right proper.
I love to laugh :)
I listen to techno when I shower.
I live in Le Sueur MN... it is not brutal...
I pretty much enjoy all types of music, but country can go sit on a dick or two.
Talk shit about Apple and i will kill you.
I play guitar in this band . My bandmates are my family and i love them all.
Recently, I got a promotion at my job. I went from sunglass tagger to janitor.
(Or as I prefer, "master of the custodial arts"... big time stuff....)
I have rediculously high movie standards
I can wake up in the morning all by myself
I like protools, recording, and being a pale kid
I pwn nubs for breakfast, and i'm pretty sure i can annoy anyone on xbox live
I save children's lives at the pool.
My sidekick slide > life
Please join my life or continue being a part of it :)

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Bob Dole ♥

Music:

A Black Rose Burial
A Dozen Furies
A Life Once Lost
A Perfect Circle
Above & Beyond
The Absence
The Acacia Strain
After The Burial
All Shall Perish
Apollo Fourty Four
As Blood Runs Black
As I Lay Dying
August Burns Red
Between The Buried And ME
The Black Dahlia Murder
Born Of Osiris
Bulb
Bury Your Dead
Caliban
Catherine
Darkest Hour
Dead To Fall
Deftones
DJ Krush
Domestic
Emiliana
Emmure
Every Time I die
For The Fallen Dreams
Four LEtter Lie
From The Shallows
Gorillaz
I Killed The Prom Queen
Impending Doom
Infected Mushroom
Ion Dissonance
It Prevails
John Mayer
Killswitch Engage
Liferuiner
Locus Factor
Lower The Casket
Ludacris
M.I.A
Maylene And The Sons Of Disaster
Mindless Self Indulgence
Minus The Bear
Misery Signals
Nehemiah
Nevermore
Norma Jean
Nostalia
Obie Trice
Oceano
Outkast
Parallax
Parkway Drive
Pixel
The Postal Service
Prodigy
S.U.N Project
Sea Of Treachery
The Semester
Sky Eats Airplane
Snoop Dog
Space Cat
Stick To Your Guns
Still Remains
The Streets
Sub6
Suicide Silence
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
Through The Eyes Of The Dead
Too Pure To Die
Uberzone
Unearth
Veil Of Maya
Whitechappel
Winds Of Plague
Winter Solstice
With Dead Hands Rising
The Wu Tang Clan
..

Movies:

..

Television:

All the good stuff

Books:

Stephen King

Heroes:

God
My Parents
My Friends
My Brother
My Sister
Ron Burgundy
The Cloverfield Monster

My Blog

This Is Who I Am

God created me this way, so i am not ashamed.I don't know what else to tell you.
Posted by John on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:04:00 PST

...

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. ...
Posted by John on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:45:00 PST

underwater zombie outbreak on a submarine.

ok if i were on a submarine and zombies started attacking, i would firstly find the nearest harpoon gun and a lot of harpoons. then i would get a flashlight. (gotta have a flashlight) then i would fin...
Posted by John on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:26:00 PST

My plan for a zombie outbreak

This is my plan against 28 days later zombies. (zombies that can run and are much more violent than slow moving retarded zombies. if you get caught by them, you deserve to be disemboweled) ahem...Obv...
Posted by John on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:43:00 PST