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Smartass McNerdison

Well, well, well... fancy meeting you here... Thanks for stopping by :)

About Me

Me....eh. You know....I have it all....job, family, friends, hobbies, bad habits, enduring qualities, not so enduring qualities, good days, bad days, inteligence, ignorance, jealousy, hatred, love, compassion, thoughtfulness, forgetfullness, annoying habits, fears, dreams, hopes, and aspirations. I'm looking for someone who isn't fake and who isnt completely overtaken with asshole-istic traits and behaviors... All I can say is that I am a girly girl who loves anything shiny and/or pink. I have a deep motivational DRIVE. I'm ambitious and always looking to fulfill wants in my life... I strive for success and everyday happiness. I love my family and friends soooo much because they have been there through all the tears and the laughs. I am really busy with school and I condsider myself a "dork" in the truest sense of the word. I like to do any and everything.... everything should be attempted at least once. I stongly believe that you should treat people the way that you want to be treated and that hard work and dedication is the key to a successful life. I'm a social person who loves meeting new people but only keeps a couple "true" close friends and can get along with almost anyone.. People know me as the girl who is always SMILEing :). I'm a pisces, who laughs at my own corney jokes...I love to enjoy myself by going out clubbing or to a movie...

My Interests


I'm definetly wrapped up in school...but when I get the chance I like to go and have good times with my friends just drinking and dancing around to whatever. I watch alot of movies, and listen to a wide variety of music...I can't function without my Ipod (seriously). I'm interested in finding people on here that are very chill and funny...that I can hang out with and be a complete ass in front of... I am super close to my mom and grandma...so I hang out with them (by choice) a considerable amount of the time. I love the Muppets and Care Bears. Oh...I am very very girly and am am eaisly entertained by anything pink and shiny...haha...really I am!

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who is fun and free-spirited like me! Nice people, meaning genuinely nice and warm-hearted. As for a guy to give my quality time and attention to... a person who can respect me and show me affection unconditionally. Who understands that I need to be reassured that they really care for me. They should call everyday and return my calls when possible (even a little hello in the middle if the day is enough to put a smile on my face and let me know that I'm important to you). I dont like drama so... if you're a flake... leave me alone... I've had my fill of bullshit for a lifetime and I really dont need anyone who is going to bring any more. I'm a very passionate and nuturing person... so if that bothers you ... I'm NOT your type. If your looking for an easy piece of ass... thats NOT me either... I love to spoil and pamper the guy that I like... I'm willing to go out of my way to let you know that I like you... BUT IF I GET THE FEELING THAT i'M NOT IMPORTANT TO YOU... OR THAT YOU ARE REALLY F-ING WITH MY TIME... i'M GONE... he has to be willing to do the same for me... I STRONGLY DISLIKE (cause my Mommy told me its wrong to hate) PEOPLE WHO ARE LIARS AND MAKE UP EXCUSES FOR EVERYTHING... SERIOUSLY, JUST BE REAL. As for friends, just normal people with goals and life aspirations.

Music:

Wow...where do I begin...Honestly I like all kinds of music...I like Hip Hop and Trance and Drum n Bass...I do the Rock and Alternative music thing too....I'm in love with Sean Paul and the Reggae thing. Right now, I'm listening to Bloc Party, and I have Fall Out Boy in my car...I can do the metal thing sometimes but not for prolonged periods. I like music that makes me laugh..like Avenue D and and 80's music.Prince(hell yeah...it's good), The Smith's,and Mount Sims. I have a wide variety of techno music and I love Daft Punk, Basment Jaxx, Darude, and Beenie Bassi and the Biz. Yeah...I'm going thru my Itunes as I write this blurb ...and yeah...I think that's a pretty general explaination of my music preferences...

Movies:

I luv luv luv comedies... most of the time that's all I'll watch. Scary movies aren't really on my list of fav's (unless I have a cute guy next to meeh that I can hold on to when I get scared). I really dont like Westerns or Dramas. I hate Cowboys and I hate to cry! I do, however, have an affinity for Vampire movies...I think it's cause they don't catch me as realistic so they're not as scary. I have alot of concerts on DVD too... My personal favorites are Beetlejuice, Cry Baby, and Clue... If u haven't seen Clue... ask me to borrow it... It's the best movie ever :)i LOVE EIGHTIES MOVIES... Evil Dead, Beetlejuice, anything with Mel Brooks... I also like british humor like Monty Python... yeah... I like Movies :)

Television:

Football, college or professional. But for real TV shows, I love watching reruns of Charmed and anything on the WB. I like the shows that are on E!, and the shows on Discovery. I'm also a sucker for the National Geographic channel and Court TV.

Books:

Most of the books that I read are for school...and I honestly dont get much time to read for any kind of pleasure.

Heroes:

I love my Mother and my Grandmother more than anything in the world... I look up to them and fall back on them constantly...so I have to say that they are my Heroes.

My Blog

Simplicity

It would be me & you in a room, complete darkness except for a candle that is placed between the two of us. Face to face, we would sit there and watch as the candle's glow lit up our faces. Someho...
Posted by Smartass McNerdison on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:21:00 PST