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About Me

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I am your El Presidente for Life, Rob. Who am I? Other than one half of the comedic sketch comedy brilliance that is the Alcohol Fueled Funnymen and general badass, I am also an actor/writer/director/politician/priest/pimp who occassionally works in a computer store. Who the hell are you?

Your Deadly Sins

Lust: 100%
Envy: 80%
Pride: 80%
Wrath: 60%
Greed: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 60%
You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD. How Sinful Are You?
Smith & Wessen .44 Magnum. You are old school. Fat
Sheriff Deputies fancy you. Reliable but not
too practical.
What handgun are you?
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Hooligan Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jenna Haze, Aurora Snow, Taylor Rain, William Shakespeare... wait, how the hell did he get there? WTF? But basically, yeah, if you're a hot porn chick, I want to meet you. Who else? Anyone who is generally cool, likes good music, movies, humor, wit, inteligence, etc., and who won't bore the living shit out of me... so people with brains who like to laugh. Ignorant bastards, whiny douchebags, and friends of Bill O'Reilly need not apply (I'd only make fun of you anyhow.)
You Are Beer!

You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars. More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends. And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper. But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!" What alcoholic drink are you?

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