I've recently come to the conclusion that any attempt on my part to convey to you, my humble guest, the depth and complexity that is Ryan, would likely take up more time than I am currently willing to invest on the subject. Suffice to say that I'm brilliant and handsome, with a fantastic sense of humor. Seriously. I'm also a bit arrogant and quite sarcastic, but I'm sure you guessed that already. I'm actually a fairly nice guy and I'm somewhat honest and occasionally dependable. If you'd like to know more, hit me up and I'd be happy to impart unto you the tales of romance and adventure that have shaped my life.
*The Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Ryan Eames
Date of Birth: February 1, 1977
Birthplace: Kansas City, MO but raised in Maine
Current Location: Santa Cruz, Cali
Eye Color: Blue/Green
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'10"
Heritage: English & German I think
Piercings: None anymore
Tattoos: None
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Maybe Dizzy Gillespie, maybe John Coltrane
Song: Maybe Toccata, maybe Giant Steps
Movie: Impossible to say
Disney Movie: Lion King
TV show: Of all time? Probably MASH
Color: Green
Food: Anything Italian
Pizza topping: Sausage
Ice-Cream Flavor: Peanut Butter
Drink (alcoholic): None
Soda: Root Beer
Store: Toys R Us
Clothing Brand: Gap
Shoe Brand: Adidas
Season: Summer
Month: June
Holiday/Festival: Halloween
Flower: Snapdragon
Make-Up Item: I look great in mascara
Board game: Trivial Pursuit
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In person, I hate the phone
Looks or personality: I need both damnit
Coffee or tea: Water
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: Buy a new car
Most missed memory: Christmas morning when I was a kid
Best physical feature: Eyes I guess
First thought waking up: Just ten more minutes
Hypothetical personality disorder: OCD
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Not a fan of any
Sesame street alter ego: Ernie is the man
Fairytale alter ego: Roland?
Most stupid remark: I don't make stupid remarks
Worst crime: My wardrobe perhaps
Greatest ambition: Lottery winner
Greatest fear: Growing old alone
Darkest secret: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
Favorite subject: Science
Strangest received gift: My sense of humor since neither of my parents are very funny
Worst habit: Procrastination
Do You:
Smoke: No
Drink: No
Curse: Only when I speak
Shower daily: Yes
Like thunderstorms: Love em
Dance in the rain: Rarely
Sing: Only when the music will drown me out
Play an instrument: I'll resist the crude masturbatory joke and say no
Get along with your parents: Usually
Wish on stars: Like George Clooney? Never seems to work for me
Believe in fate: Nope
Believe in love at first sight: No, but Lust at first sight happens to me all the time
Can You:
Drive: Like a madman
Sew: Actually yes, but not very well
Cook: Barely
Speak another language: Hablo espanol. Mas o menos
Dance: Like only a white boy can
Sing: Like a bird
Touch your nose with your tongue: No
Whistle: Quite well
Curl your tongue: Yes and your toes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yes
Been Stoned/High: I was stoned for almost 16 years straight
Eaten Sushi: Unfortunately yes
Been in Love: Yup
Skipped school: Yes but don't tell my mom
Made prank calls: No
Sent someone a love letter: Yes but didn't get the response I was hoping for
Stolen something: Do hearts count?
Cried yourself to sleep: Sure, isn't love grand
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Ignorance
Are you right or left handed? Mostly ambidextrous
What is your bedtime? 4am
Name three things you can't live without: Food, water, and music
What is the color of your room? White
Do you have any siblings? One awesome sister
Do you have any pets? Not anymore
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Pedofiles and child abusers beware
What is you middle name? Matthew
What are you nicknames? Rybread and I was once known as Chutzpah
Are you for or against gay marriage? For, why shouldn't gay people be miserable too
What are your thoughts ..ion? I'm ok with it but not as an alternative to birth control
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes
Are you afraid of the dark? No
How do you want to die? Quickly
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Wow I'll have to think about this one
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Without hesitation
What is the last law you�ve broken? I'm a big fan of copywrite infringement
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Brown or black
Eye color: Blue, green, or dark brown
Height Average
Weight I respectfully decline to answer this one for fear of alienating any of you lovely ladies out there
Most important physical feature: Its a toss up between eyes, smile, and legs
Biggest turn-off Stupidity
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