One night my mom and dad were playing chess. My dad made a wager and said to my mom, "If I win we have sex." My mom said,"yeah, but if I win we don't." They played a close game and my mom was victorious. My dad was bummed. Out of pity, my mom had sex with my dad that night and my dad blew his load all over my mom's ovaries and that's the story of my creation... conceived over a chess game.
