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biggsturg

biggsturg

About Me

If I wanna drop an f-bomb, then you better wear your kevlar jockstrap, because you’re gonna catch some f-shrapnel right in your f-crotch.

My Interests

I dont have them anymore. I spent so much time at school and working that I lost all my hobbies. What a sad life.

I'd like to meet:

someone intellegent....

Music:

I can list every single friggin band that i listen to but would you really read it? no. i wouldnt read it. will you really go through that list and then say, "oh, i cant talk to this person cuz he really likes led zeppelin and i hate them. they're awful!" or would you read through my list and find a band that we both like in common and think its true love? if you do, you're dumb. go find a new hobby..

Movies:

Anything that i can watch and then quote during every day life. Seriously, how boring would life be if i didnt say "it tastes so good when it touches your lips" every time i drink diet pepsi? i've had hour long conversations with people without ever saying anything original or creative. i've just repeated family guy quotes the entire time. for about 3 weeks, my only comeback to an insult was "your mom goes to college."

Television:

st. louis cardinals, espn, family guy, and anything else that i find interesting...

Books:

for the next 6 months, its gonna be textbooks so i can study for my board exam. jealous?

Heroes:

are you serious? there's a section for this? why dont i just give you all my personal information? how about a credit card number? is anything sacred anymore?