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The ShockerS

Two IN The PINK one in The STINK

About Me


Someone asked Who is or what Happened to the Shockers??
The Shockers ~
A simple group of friends with great visions and wild dreams, that just like to play in the dirt. We’re a group of friends that appreciate the meaning of life and enjoy it to its fullest! We like to just hang out and bullshit while having a few beers and highlight our ambitions and outlooks for the future while kicking it in the garage.. lol.. which changes on a week to week basis (our highlights that is). But hell it’s always a great time! You couldn’t even imagin some of our wild ideas but hell that’s what makes us the SHOCKERS. We like to get together for any and all occasion, be it BBQ’s, chillin at the DRIVE-In or hell just headin out to the Desert! Let’s just say pretty much anything. The SHOCKERS like to do it ALL!
We guys of course are simple men that simply just like playing in the dirt...silty dirt...clay dirt...sandy dirt....brown dirt...red dirt....dirrrty dirt any kind of dirt...which hence forth means we like to get a little dirty from time to time which is why we LOVE...sponge baths from shocker chicks...soapy...steamy...hot...wet...sponge baths. We typically have a typical good time on any given typical night. We tend not to read the warning labels but always follow directions to a T when making macaroni and cheese. We do have some critics and to them we say...Get bent and Go SHOCK yourself!!! So that pretty much sums up us in a very simple and subtle but straight to the point kind of round about way.
A SHOCKER is a Friend that well always be there telling you to get over it, get up, and lets do it again!

My Interests


~THE GUYS~

Dirt Bikes
Fast Cars
Faster Women
and OHHH yeah Sponge Baths

OUR ALL TIME FAVORITE is
SHOCKER TACO'S!

I'd like to meet:


You...and You...You over there....how about You...You over in the corner...definately You in the front...all of You.
~Happy New Year~
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Music:



Movies:

Quicksand 3
From Dust to Glory
Crusty's any volume

Home videos of us

and Home videos of you but only if your naked.

and oh ya.. MAD MAX!!

Television:

Were pretty fond of Skinomax
and BayWatch
ohh and we can't forget
Fuck...we forgot.

Books:

2005 CR450F
2006 Yamaha YZ450F
2001 CR250 owners manuals

FHM

StuffMaxim
Playboy
Hustler

pretty much anything with pictures and good informative information after all we are students of life.

Heroes:

This is the place on your site that you need to insert a picture of us

Thank You very Much

NEW YEARS 2007

Our NEW YEARS TRADITION.. IS TO DO IT SHOCKER STYLE EVERYTIME.. This time we did it in VEGAS!!

Some people will do anything to be a "SHOCKER"!

My Blog

A Shockers Christmas Party 2006

      We'll I've finally uploaded the Christmas Party Pictures and let me tell ya.. There's some good ones.. Thanks EVERYONE for celebrating the Christmas Holiday with us.. Its was a ...
Posted by The ShockerS on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

Shocker Gettin Hitched.....

So this weekend a Shocker is going to tie the knot holy shit balls what does this mean i mean does it meAn that we are one less now? Now that the ole ball and chain is going to be attached?? I sure ho...
Posted by The ShockerS on Wed, 17 May 2006 10:34:00 PST

A FALLEN SHOCKER

This past weekend the mean mud hills of Ocotillo Wells lay claim to Jeremy STICKS Perdue. While executing a very technical step up jump with almost flawless technique Sticks came up a lil short breaki...
Posted by The ShockerS on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 06:33:00 PST

MoThER NaTuRE

Today was a Glorious day until mother nature steped in and Shocked us all there are some things that as the Master of dirt and clay I have yet to conquer the wildness of sand in the wind! I knew it wa...
Posted by The ShockerS on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 10:24:00 PST

Do you really want a TWo whell drive??

So thoughout my trials in life of off roading and muddin four wheel has always been a part of it.....now once I have returned home to southern Cali this seems to be the land where everyone want to hav...
Posted by The ShockerS on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 10:39:00 PST