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Greg

Dont fucking talk to me just because I work at Relapse

About Me

Yeah, yeah, I work at Relapse Records, Inc. Shipping Manager. So if you ever got anything from Relapse. I'm the guy who tried to get it there in one piece. Sorry if it didn't. I place the blame on the shipping companies.Another tiny fact is that I get to choose who cleans the toilet each week. Thats right, you'd think a "huge" company could get someone else to clean the toilets, but no... most everyone who works there has to clean the toilets. It keeps your head from getting too big, i guess...I currently sing in the band SEWAGE SAMMICH! Check that shit out (see us my top 8). If you like grind like ANB mixed with Dayglo Abortions style punk then you might be a new fan. Probably not. Our first cd will come out on 3XM productions in the next few months.I'm always looking for new friends so add away if you like... but not idiots who think I can get their shitty band signed. Hell, I don't even try to get my band signed to Relapse!With that said, have fun looking at my ugly ass!

My Interests

Fucking dollar bowling in Jersey on Monday!!! nobody can beat "Boo Whoop". high game 277. BRING IT ON!Sleeping... I don't get enough.Listening to metal and finding silly German Thrash LPs.Collecting artwork by KOZIK. the screenprinting GOD! ...or other posters from shows I attend.Mario "Fucking" Cart!!!

I'd like to meet:

Bon Scott, but like all my idols... he died via choking on is own vomit while passed out in the backseat of his friends car after one hell of a night of drinking.

Music:

The Saints, Maximum RNR, Dayglo Abortions, AC/DC, The Dwarves, The Nitz, Zeke, REO Speedealer, GADGET, Sayyadina, Birdflesh, Turbonegro, Necrophagist, The Means, Crowbar, Bullet, Pantera, Carcass, Cryptic Slaughter, Yacopsae, COC, Dead Boys,Rocket From The Crypt, DUST, Lucifer's Friend, Captain Beefheart, Diskonto, Dick Dale, Discordance Axis, Fiend Without A Face, Chuck Berry, Genocide SS, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, early IN FLAMES, Misfits, Hot Snakes, Megadeth, Mastodon, early Metallica, Melt Banana, Necrophere, Tesla, Pig Destoyer, Pestilence, RAZOR, Saint Vitus, early Scorpions, Soundgarden, Victims... and the list goes on and on. I straddle the fine line between Metal and Punk.

Movies:

i'll hit the highlights....Cool Hand Luke, Miller's Crossing, American History X, Rushmore, Fight Club, Wet Hot American Summer, Rock N Roll High School, Kingpin, Election, John Carpenter's THE THING, Versus, Mother's Day, Scanners, Bad Taste...you get the picture.

Television:

Arrested Development (greated comedy show ever!), Wonder Showzen (greatest mindfuck show ever!), Law and Order SVU/CI, Upright Citizens Brigade, Roseanne, Kids In The Hall, The Prisoner... i dont watch much TV.

Heroes:

GI JOE "A REAL AMERICAN HERO"---they taught me how to fight so no one will die or even get shot. well, Duke did get hit with a snake once and bled... oh and i guess the A-TEAM also taught me how, also!!!