Last U.S. Gig! |
SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS!!Been in L.A. and Europe for a year, so to all of you who've been asking when i'll be playing in NY (and everyone else), the time has come! Four days after this show,...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:31:00 GMT |
Drew Stiles Album |
....so the self-titled debut Drew Stiles joint is up and out: iTunes, Amazon, CdBaby, etc... links are on my music page.in other news, been in LA. for several months, just drove back to N.Y. to tie up...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 22:41:00 GMT |
the hairror |
i was like, yeah i want to dye my hair and get all hip and snazzy and badass. my girlfriend was like, oh, like brown, right? and i was like, brown?! what are you, gay? NO, black will be more strik...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:51:00 GMT |
carnivàle |
so i was driving with my girl and we pass the mall, that unwelcomed behemoth that had the community in an uproar back when it was still an idea, protests and bumper stickers and signs and shit, all to...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:16:00 GMT |
and then you see it |
and then you see itjust smoke and mirrorsmiragesyour heart a silly thing down therethese days with the sunan enemy turned allyare among the best i've knownand that's with nothing to showexcept clean s...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:17:00 GMT |
the horror |
i went to the doctor today. he put his finger into my asshole. before he entered me, i said, 'you don't really have to do this, you know.' he laughed and said, 'don't worry, it's just part of being...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:08:00 GMT |
imagination station |
when a person says, 'i'm gonna go drop the kids off at the pool' or 'i'm gonna go grow a tail,' s/he is, of course talking about taking a dump. as i feel that these phrases are clever and funny, i've ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:15:00 GMT |
the bronx |
'twas a splendid spring morning, the mourning doves singing swimmingly as the willows wallowed in the awakening winds with whispers of good morning. the sun was rising, its rays sizing up the rosy wor...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:26:00 GMT |
ink |
when i came out the bitch's poontang, i pinched the nurse's ass, lit a marlboro and went straight to Johnny Nevada's Tattoo Parlor. i got my first 'ink', which reads BORN TO FUCK, on the bottom of my...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:03:00 GMT |
olfactory factory |
i live in an apartment on the top floor of an old house. the landlord added an apartment in the basement, down there with the guts of the house - pipes, breaker boxes, boiler, etc. heat comes from an ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:23:00 GMT |
