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Who says

because there are only 52 saturdays in a year

About Me

I'm a filthy redneck with no education to speak of and no real opinions - so don't ask. I believe only what the media tells me too, and champion America and freedom from my Wal-Mart bought chinese made bullhorn. If you drive in FL, I'm playing the odds on this and saying I probably hate you. I hope we become friends.

My Interests

stubborn girls who find pda too intimate. private sex? oh no, that's no big deal, nope - no intimacy there...

I'd like to meet:

George O'Leary so I could smack him in the face and ask if he decided to take this year off... We got a deal my ass.

Movies:

quite simply THE BALLIN'ESS SHIT EVER!!!
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Books:

The Snows of Kilamanjaro, 1984, The Handmaidens Tale, Angela's Ashes, 'Tis, The Odessey, Crime and Punishment, The Radioactive Boyscout, The Brothers Karamazov, Hamlet, The Count of Monte Cristo, and The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell.

Heroes:

Hemmingway, Orwell, Batman, Twain, Gorbachev, Richenbacker, Gugenheim, George Washington Carver, Kirk, Lizzol, Olga, Papou, and Dogs.

My Blog

Dude, the bitch...

it always starts small: dirt on the carpet, the grass is too high, there's a cup in the sink.  but we all know that's not what its about, don't we?  not at first, of course, but after a bit ...
Posted by oh yea - like you've never worn a bushy suit.. on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

Don't be such a freakin Hank...

Thought I would share this... i went to vegas with friends a while ago.  Buddy, Julian, Roxy, Dryer, and the lot.  While there we met up with one of Roxy's college buds, Mary and her bo...
Posted by oh yea - like you've never worn a bushy suit.. on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:38:00 PST

Whoa - put some ice on your genitals and slow down...

The date is June 6, 2006 some people think it is the end of the world I am inclined to agree, and not because of a bunch of superstitions (I believe in God, but who knows the ways of God?)  &nbs...
Posted by oh yea - like you've never worn a bushy suit.. on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:19:00 PST

Tie Racism

People are racist against those that wear ties - or, i guess, tieist.  after a job interview in downtown O-ville i stopped by a gas station to fill up and get a sandwich.  While i'm inside i...
Posted by oh yea - like you've never worn a bushy suit.. on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 08:41:00 PST

Suicidal? Got $40K?!?

Thanks to Nate for telling me about the new Toyota ad on TV.  Have you seen this, it shows the truck just driving on all kinds of terrain in all kinds of places, cool ok, but then in the end it j...
Posted by oh yea - like you've never worn a bushy suit.. on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 07:46:00 PST

Pissing me off this week - Famous People

Famous people that are pissing me off: Jessica Simpson - her New Year's resolution is to be honest to herself - how about being honest with the rest of us and just telling us they're fake, c'mon your ...
Posted by oh yea - like you've never worn a bushy suit.. on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 05:51:00 PST