A Simple Bitch vs A Real Bitch |
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A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it!
A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch wil...
Posted by "still ghetto and holdin it down" on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:32:00 PST |
The Procrastinator's Creed |
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The Procrastinator's Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I...
Posted by "still ghetto and holdin it down" on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:43:00 PST |
10 questions |
YOU CAN ASK ME 10 QUESTIONS: I will answer anyhing honestly no matter how embarrasing hehe1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10....
Posted by "still ghetto and holdin it down" on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST |
What You Can Learn Outside The Box |
When you see someone, what is the first thing you notice? Race? We are all so very different, in so many ways, that its imposible to make an accurate assumtion of someone based on what our eyes see. T...
Posted by "still ghetto and holdin it down" on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 05:23:00 PST |
Challenge me!!!! |
Challenge Me
Leave me your name in " add comment" and..
1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle w...
Posted by "still ghetto and holdin it down" on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:35:00 PST |
acceptable use of the F word |
Amusing email from the Holiday weekend. On that note I thought of a 12th instance.."Have we finally finished the ****#$%ing turkey?" Please feel free to contribute any personal additions. When is ...
Posted by "still ghetto and holdin it down" on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:16:00 PST |
RULES FOR WOMEN |
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't ...
Posted by "still ghetto and holdin it down" on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:03:00 PST |
THE MOST FUNCTIIONAL ENGLISH WORD... |
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or ha...
Posted by "still ghetto and holdin it down" on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:57:00 PST |
HOW TO GRACEFULLY DEFER A SCENE .... |
I need to spend more quality time with my vibrator. Maybe you haven't heard, but I've gone vanilla. I need to check the expiration dates on the condoms. I only play with quadsexual transgendered alien...
Posted by "still ghetto and holdin it down" on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:31:00 PST |
WAX IS NOT YOUR FRIENDS!! |
Wax Is NOT Your Friend!!! Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy,pain...
Posted by "still ghetto and holdin it down" on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:20:00 PST |
