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I have loved many a good mustache in this crazy world; such mustache pioneers like: Ron Jeremy, Tom Selleck, Vlad the impaler, Albert Einstein, Charlie Chaplin, Nancy's Dad, Burt Reynolds, and Hillary Clinton, are owners of just a few of my favorite.I was born in the fine year of 1980. I am made up of carbohydrates and nicotine. I have shiny black hair like a pony. I smell like sweat and lipgloss.Mustaches, ice hockey, woodworking, pole vaulting, singing in the shower, taking alot of laxatives for scientific purposes, knitting, videotaping funerals, disco rollerskate parties, entering mail in contests, writing music, watching nature documentaries about the dung beetle, feeding my goat, being a winner, hitting on hobos, stealing toilet paper from public restrooms, quantum physics.
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I have an extremely eclectic musical palate...but I find 70's porn music to be the most exceptional. I love Elvis from the deepest depths of my groin.
Donnie Darko, Heathers, Harrold and Maude, Cannibal! The musical, Heavenly Creatures, Better Off Dead, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Napolean Dynomite, Shawn of the Dead, Evil Dead, The Big Lebowski, Mommie Dearest, A Christmas Story, Say Anything, Masters of The Universe, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Night of the Living Dead, Party Monster, Lord of the Rings (all of them damnit), Dead Alive, Hairspray, Polyester, Pricilla Queen of the Desert, Immortal Beloved.
Family Guy, The Simpsons, Infomercials, The Sunday Night Sex Show, ROME (God damn I love that show so much), Teletubbies, The Dee Snider Comedy Hour, Chappelle's Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Inferno (Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle), My sister from the black lagoon (nothing better then a little story about a transexual mentally disturbed family member), 1984 (George Orwell), The Harry Potter books (I'll admit it, can you?), The Gashlycrumb Tinies (Edward Gorey, a fantastic artist), The Hip Mama Survival Guide (Ariel Gore), The Long Walk (Stephen King), The Weekly World News (your damn right it counts as a book), Sleeping Beauties (Victorian Memorial Photography), The Outsiders (I STILL have a crush on Pony Boy), Of Mice and Men, The BFG.
DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER (see related blog).