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Friedrice Neatstitch

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'd rather a free-bottle-in-front-of-me than a pre-frontal lobotomy. Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days. There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Benchley, Marx, Fields, Davis and Bogart. And Bruno for brunch occasionally.

My Blog

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