Memories of the Ugly Dog Saloon... |
When "Im Broken" by Pantera came on the juke box, i gripped up this dude by his fukkin throat and started to show him that i had his life in my hands...the one bouncer pushed us outside the door...i r...
Posted by Bartenderized Productions© on Thu, 22 May 2008 04:32:00 PST |
Rock the Kasbah pt.1 |
Who's to say that coffee is addicting?&
I'm wired right now and my body hates me.
And who's the god that got my sentenced reduced?&
Coffee runs right through me&&&&&&&&&
Rock the Kasbah&
Rock the Kas...
Posted by Bartenderized Productions© on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:28:00 PST |
Obituary Birthday..... |
You cant fire me because I quit. You think this is the weakest I've been but it's the strongest I felt in a very long time. Resurrected like Jesus after an all night binge fest of baby carrots, jail ...
Posted by Bartenderized Productions© on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:38:00 PST |
knock knock...whos there?...carnival...carnival who?.... |
my one friend got married to a trophy wife...................apparently she didnt win first prize....
i went to the doctors and he said, dont start working out till ur in better shape....i said, ok do...
Posted by Bartenderized Productions© on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:38:00 PST |
The Place Of Dying |
The Place Of Dying
Watching over the trees as they die slowAshes meet with the rotting earth like snowCold mist blankets the dreams of the final sinThis is not how you remember it, how it has been
No...
Posted by Bartenderized Productions© on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:58:00 PST |
Unknown User Declared bAtT fUkK iNsAnE |
On the first Reefer Thursday, in the year 33AD, zim_ulator took holy bong hits from peasant stoners as he rode into Jerusalem on the back of a raptor.
Kevorkian in happier times, with hi...
Posted by Bartenderized Productions© on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:54:00 PST |
Tracking the Invisible Pink Unicorn |
Tracking the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Not an Invisible Pink Unicorn
Huge piles of cream puffs and lollypop lanes may both be signs that an Invisible Pink Unicorn (or IPU, in mili...
Posted by Bartenderized Productions© on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:37:00 PST |
Insanity?!?... |
The author of this page is fukking insane.
You can help by shooting him.
It is time to do some edifying or, at least, that's the idea. I don't mature why it's time to do some bamboozleing, ...
Posted by Bartenderized Productions© on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST |
Bill Clinton |
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" ---Bill Clinton on Hilary Clinton
William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton (born August 19, 1946) was the 42th President of the United States to have sex wit...
Posted by Bartenderized Productions© on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:12:00 PST |
Be Reborn |
Entity linked to prophets of the dead
Pushing me to the edge
The whole ghastly image burns in my mind
Cast away to all eternity, I am&
Over time I have been abused with unforeseen powers
Over ...
Posted by Bartenderized Productions© on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:04:00 PST |
