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Napoleon Dynamite, Groove, Kill Bill vol 1 and 2,Fight Club, Pulp Fiction,Ferris Buellers Day Off, Encino Man, The Godfather Saga, Carlito's Way, Scent of a Woman, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Full Metal Jacket, Blackhawk Down, Shrek 1 and 2, Ice Age, Lilo and Stitch, Shark Tale, Face Off, The Bourne Identity........... This was a stupid ass question cuz i can go for days.
The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Catch 22, The Vampire Chronicles, The Last Days Of Socrates, Papal Sin, Mary Shelley's Frankentstein, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Canterbury Tales, Paradise Lost eventhough its a poem. A Midsummer Nights Dream, The Ultimate Bartenders Guide, hehe. Kama Sutra, hehe.....ok Im having to much fun now.
My Parents. My Brother and Sister. Christopher Reeve. Gandhi. Dan Brown. Leonardo DaVinci. Eric Whitacre.
Sir Sancho Fantastic's tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
Sir Sancho Fantastic does not sleep. He waits.
Sir Sancho Fantastic is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Sir Sancho Fantastic is pain.
If you can see Sir Sancho Fantastic, he can see you. If you can't see Sir Sancho Fantastic, you may be only seconds away from death.
Sir Sancho Fantastic has counted to infinity. Twice.
Sir Sancho Fantastic does not hunt because the word hunting infers
the probability of failure. King Samba Fantastic goes killing.
Sancho Fantastic doesnt wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Sancho Fantastic is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Sancho Fantastic, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind Sir Sancho Fantastic' goatee. There is only another fist.
Sir Sancho Fantastic once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Sir Sancho Fantastic' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Sancho Fantastic is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Sancho Fantastic out. It failed misserably.
If you ask Sir Sancho Fantastic what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Sancho Fantastic drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Sir Sancho Fantastic sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Sancho roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Sancho Fantastic allows to live.
Sancho Fantastic once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Sancho Fantastic is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Sancho Fantastic doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
When Sir Sancho Fantastic sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Sancho Fantastic has not had to pay taxes ever.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Sir Sancho Fantastic's fist.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Sancho Fantastic and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Sancho Fantastic will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Sancho Fantastic jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Sancho Fantastic originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Fantastic replied, "That's no glitch."
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Sir Sancho Fantastic played in second grade.
Sancho Fantastic once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Sancho Fantastic once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Sancho Fantastic re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Sancho Fantastic has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Sir Sancho Fantastic that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Sanchotatorship.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Sancho Fantastic once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Sancho Fantastic is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like King Sancho Fantastic
Sir Sancho Fantastic is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Sancho Fantastic can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Sancho Fantastic instead decided to punch his way out of his mothers womb.
If you say Sancho Fantastic's name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Fantastic himself.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Sir Sancho Fantastic.
Sancho Fantastic discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Sancho Fantastic is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Sancho Fantastic roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
The Sancho Fantastic military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Sancho Fantastic could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Sancho Fantastic could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Sir Sancho Fantastic clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
When Sir Sancho Fantastic exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Sir Sancho Fantastic once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Sancho Fantastic .
If Sancho Fantastic were an Olympic athlete, the Olympics would be canceled. Every four years they would just mail Sir Sancho Fantastic his 237 gold medals.
When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Sancho Fantastic .
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Sancho Fantastic to die before they attack.
Sancho Fantastic will never die
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Sancho Fantastic .
Sancho Fantastic once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Sancho Fantastic frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Sancho Fantastic can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Geico saved 15% by switching to Sancho Fantastic .
Sir Sancho Fantastic can divide by zero.
Sir Sancho Fantastic gave cats nine lives so he could kill them more.
Sancho doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Sir Sancho Fantastic's sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
If you try to introduce your mother to Sir Sancho Fantastic, she'll introduce you to your biological father
Sir Sancho Fantastic once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Sir Sancho Fantastic?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Sir Sancho Fantastic doesn't believe in magic.
Superman owns a pair of Sancho Fantastic pajamas.
Sancho Fantastic is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Fantastic claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
Sancho Fantastic has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains
Water boils faster when Sancho Fantastic watches it.
A blind man once stepped on Sancho Fantastic shoe. Samba replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Sancho Fantastic!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Sancho Fantastic.
Sancho Fantastic does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them
Microsoft has released a new Anti-virus removal tool called Sancho Fantastic. The tool dares the virus to enter the machine.
Sancho Fantastic does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
There is no such thing as global warming. Sancho Fantastic was cold, so he turned the sun up.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Sancho Fantastic, 3. Cancer
It's widely believed that Jesus was Sancho Fantastic's stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Sancho Fantastic's skin.
Sancho Fantastic did in fact, build Rome in a day.
Along with his black belt, Sancho Fantastic often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Sancho Fantastic to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Sancho Fantastic had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
Once you go Sancho, you are physically unable to go back.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Sancho Fantastic. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Sancho Fantastic.
Sancho Fantastic once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
The last thing you hear before Sancho Fantastic gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
Sancho Fantastic doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
As a teen, Sancho Fantastic had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
Sancho Fantastic is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Sancho Fantastic won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Sancho"
Sancho Fantastic can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Some kids play Kick the can. Sancho Fantastic played Kick the keg.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Sancho Fantastic. After a workout, Sancho Fantastic rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Sancho Fantastic cannot love, he can only not kill.
When Sancho Fantastic was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Sancho Fantastic can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Sancho Fantastic once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
In an act of great philanthropy, Sancho made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
Sancho Fantastic's favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Sancho Fantastic halloween costume he was wearing.
Sancho Fantastic recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Sancho Fantastic is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Sancho Fantatic never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
The First rule of Sancho Fantastic is: you do not talk about Sancho Fantastic.
Most people fear the Reaper. Sancho Fantastic considers him "a promising Rookie".