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ashley

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I am bitchy, moody, but compassionate. I love to meet new people. I wish I looked like Britney. I have srewed one of my friends over before unintentionally but shit happenss, I wish I could go back and do things over but don't we all. I work alot but so does my husband. I like MD but it's not KY. I only joined the military because of the college money and to be able to apply the work experience to my resume. I hate it but everyday is different. I used to do massage and was a bartender for a while. I got tired of stinky feet and drunken assholes. Now my feet stink from my boots and now I feel like I am the asshole most of the time. I seem to find that girls are too finicky sometimes and guys just wanna, well, u know. There is always something to look forward to everyday and you should live it up as your last. I am pretty honest and straightforward but I also think it is one of my best qualities. I miss my friends and my family, but I will be home soon............Create or get your
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Name: ashley
Birthday: April 13, 1983
Birthplace: Elizabethtown, KY
Current Location: Annapolis, MD
Eye Color: blue/grey/green
Hair Color: blonde orginally
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: don't know
The Shoes You Wore Today: tennis shoes
Your Weakness: tequila and shopping
Your Fears: spiders! I hate spiders!!
Your Perfect Pizza: mushroom and onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: trim up
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What's up hooka!
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it!
Your Best Physical Feature: Don't know
Your Bedtime: around 2200
Your Most Missed Memory: summer of '01
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: none
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton baby!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: socially
Do you Swear: all the f!@#ing time
Do you Sing: not very well...does drunken karaoke count?
Do you Shower Daily: TWO showers a day
Have you Been in Love: In love right now.
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: Already am to this one sexy guy
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: a little
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: occasionally
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love Thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yeah!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with my husband
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: always shopping
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: can't live without it
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: my husband turned me down for sex one night
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: duh
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: peacefully in my sleep or just be blown up
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a power ranger
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: none
Height: over 6'
Weight: got to be near 200
Best Clothing Style: doesn't matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: not going to answer that
Number of CDs I own: like 50
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: countless
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whats your name spelt backwards?: yelhsa
What did you do last night?: I had Tequila shots with my girl
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: don't remember
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: yes
Last time you swam in a pool?: I swam in the bed of a truck recently, long story
What are you wearing?: nothing
How many cars have you owned?: four
Type of music you dislike most?: elevator music
Are you registered to vote?: =no
Do you have cable?: yes
What kind of computer do you use?: I got a DELL
Ever made a prank phone call?: who hasn't
You like anyone right now?: LOVE my husband
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: sure
Furthest place you ever traveled?: Jamaica
What's your favorite comic strip?: Garfield
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: of course
Shower, morning or night?: both
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: She's the Man
Favorite pizza toppings?: mushromm and onion
Chips or popcorn?: chips
What cell phone provider do you have?: cingular
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: no
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: yes
Orange Juice or apple?: grapefruit
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: My husband
favorite chocolate bar?: I dont eat them
Who is your longest friend and how long?: I can't say
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: About a week ago
Have you ever won a trophy?: yeah
Favorite arcade game?: The one that you shoot clay pigeons
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: yes
Sprite or 7-UP?: 7-up
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: in the USCG
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: don't have a Walgreens
Ever thrown up in public?: no
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: Millionaire
Do you believe in love at first sight?: no
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: jimmy neutron
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: yes
What message is on your voicemail machine?: Hi this is ashley sorry I can't get to my phone right now but if you leave a name, number, and a breif message I will return your call thanx...beeeeep
Where would you like to go right now?: Kentucky
Whats the name of your pet?: Don't have one anymore
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: EMS cell phone, lip gloss, water bottle, a book, jewelry, chaptisk, a bit of change, reciepts..
What do you think about most?: my friends
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My Interests

I am in law enforcement on the upper Potomac River with the Coast Guard, I enjoy horseback riding, bubble baths, Miscotti, Patron silver, motorcycles, snowboarding, big rims, shopping, meeting new people, basketball, working out, ultimate frisbee (sometimes), running, softball.....
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Jason London, Spederline, Branjelina, Tomkat, Carmen, AFI, Garth, George Strait, Trick Pony, George Bush, Hilary Clinton, Nick, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Paris and Paris, Nicole Ritchie, DJ AM, Carson Daly, Jenna Jameson, Steve-O, Wee-man, Vin Diesel, Johnny Dep, Will Farrel, Faith and Tim, The Rock, Tedo Ortiz, .......

Music:

Too much typing for that. Lets just say I like just about everything. Not a big fan of jazz, though, or those songs that talk about nailing Jesus to the cross. Kinda makes me want to go kill myself.

Movies:

The Boondock Saints is my favorite. I have over 300 dvds and I really like them all, but, I am not gonna list them.

Television:

Desperate Houswives, Grey's Anatomy, CSI, Law and Order SVU, JAG, CMT, GAC, Reak worl/Road rules!, How do I look?, Extreme makeover, the Smurfs, the Jetsons, Little House on the Prairie, The Suite Life.....

Books:

The Scarlet Letter, Flowers in the Attic, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Great Expectations, Curious George, Amelia Bedilia......

Heroes:


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Update on My PRegnancy!

Well after we have been trying for quite some time, I am finally pregnant.  I wanted to share the news with you all.  I don't know all of the details yet but I am hoping to find out exactly ...
Posted by ashley on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST