Est. 1979
A U T O - B I O
(a.k.a. short, sweet, and to the fucking point)
about myself... there is really too much to tell so the best way to learn more about me is to just ask...
I'm a pretty "real" person when it comes down to it...
I attempt to see things for what they truly are and nothing less or greater than this... the truth of who I am, what the world is, and not conforming to the standards of "society" or what other people think (the trend is DEAD) though I can appreciate the differences between individuals, and it's something I respect to a certain degree...
you will not find this to be another carbon copy PG-13 commercialized site, so much as a brutal shortcut to hell, but I'm not some crazed axe weilding maniac or anything (usually)... anyway yeah I guess I'll start with just a list of things I can dig which is way too much CRAP....
I N T E R E S T I N G:
I am into...
art / painting / drawing / pencil and ink, graphic design, music, books, science, philosophy / psychology, the occult / mysticism / folklore / esoterics, japanese anime (not the gay kind), mixed martial arts, weight-lifting / boxing, the finest chronic, water pipes / hookah, guns / knives / swords (anything that can kill someone really), beautiful women / beautiful women who are not psychotic, comic books and graphic novels, skateboarding, cliff diving, console and PC gaming/mmorpg, antiques / old world restoration, fine spirits / lager / unibroue ale / kentucky bourbons, cigars, tattoos, honda aftermarket cars / car audio "twinking", buddhism / zen, astrology / astronomy / tarot,
kendo / iato, creative writing / journalism , playing drums, playing cards / shooting pool / gambling, cajun / creole / asian / italian cooking, computer software applications, freelance web design / administration, history / world civilization (oh the joy!), drinking and driving way too fast, 35mm black and white photography, citadel miniatures / warhammer, taking long walks (south of heaven), carving the words "metal rules" into my arm with a linoleum knife, and on... and on for fucking ever I said I would make this short and sweet
so I'll just call it quits I guess at that until I think up more things I do passing seasons in the abyss or more to write about myself... or something something
U P D A T E S / N E W S
(technical administrative bullshit/fine print)
4:20 AM Feb: 9
MEANWHILE...
behind the facade of this innocent-looking bookstore...
my once "somewhat small time" independent house of flesh / black boned studios spin-off project about action/horror flicks, ganja, and heavy metal on myspace for a laugh has attracted more attention than I had anticipated, which is totally rad news, so I do appreciate the friends who have joined the house of flesh, and the many requests that were and are receieved daily...
if I have declined your request to join the house of flesh then you suck and should die slowly in a stagnant sewage-water-broken-glass-filled-pit of pirahna!
nah, but seriously to become a member of this website you really should examine it to see if it is similar to your interests/website before requesting to join, or if you are a musician then you should check out "hell's stereo" before submitting a request (unless you just plain THROW DOWN and don't fuck around and scream and roar like a bastard lunatic) in the latter case just skip the stereo because you've heard the songs on it anyway probably...
the house of flesh simply put, doesn't approve all requests... acceptance is based on personal taste in music, and of course the attitude / character and / or personality of others so if you have become a member then this is considered a privelidge, as many are not approved to join...
so in return I will be taking the page a bit more seriously now as far as updating / modding the whole thing out w. some wicked custom CS3 designs and modules (netertaining cool features) when I'm able to sit down and work on it more alongside some other talented freelance programmers, and if I don't comment on your page/re: to a comment it's probably a baked / drunken oversight and nothing personal... so don't be offended; I will try to hit people up who leave comments asap...
currently HTML coding in my comments section IS allowed/enabled, but if you post a comment image with a huge width there's a good chance it will offset and fuck up my page, so I mean if you post one try and get the width around 400 pixels or less if you have image editing software
(I realize many people are totally unaware of how to do this so just skip the greek salad above if you have no clue how to size images)
if for some reason you HAVE posted some gynormously fucking huge comment wider than Texas I can manually correct this so it is not a big deal really...
aside from that you can send a message to either the house of flesh via myspace or contact the webmaster using your preferred instant messaging client (see the glowing evil ouija board of doom and hell above for details);
though more often than not I am offline I will try to return all messages received
once again thanks for joining the house of flesh @ myspace, and if you have any questions, comments, death threats, lawsuits, hate mail, or suggestions about future developments to this project then please contact the webmaster
[email protected]
so in closing... be sure to check back again for updates from time to time while the house of flesh is under construction, but feel free to toss a request up to join the house of flesh in the meantime... and as always...
thanks for your patience and support...
P E A C E
