ONLY A FOOLISH MORTAL WOULD SET A PROFILE TO PRIVATE
MyGen Profile GeneratorWhy Do You Reject Me?
You Know Im Full Of Diseases
Quattro Formaggio's A Pizza
With Four Types Of Cheeses
WELL DO-RE-MI!
IM GRAND NAGUS AARON.GIF
WHAT! I CANT HEAR YOU! IM WRITING IN BIG FONTS!!!
THE BIGGEST BEDFAB THIS SIDE OF THE GANGES,
Im Not Rauls Bitch, So Please Dont Hurt Me
I Like The Greatly Ausländisch
Dont You?
I Dont Go On Myspace Out Of Love, I Do It Out Of The Urge To Press Ctrl-R Every 30 Seconds, If I Dont The World Might End
Leaving The House Is So BLAHZAY!
Ive Forgotten How To Walk (oops)
I Dont Generaly Do It For Fear Of My Hair Fading
Or Maybe 'Stranger Danger' Fucked Me Up
It Would Be Nice If My Friends Took Me Out More
To Parties Preferably
(P.S Im A Bit On The Welsh Side)
"I am the King of Rome, and above Grammar" - Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor
I love my home made conspiracies,
never to be crushes,
romantic views on depressing subjects,
little fantasies,
and my apparent public obsessions
"If Calpol's not heroin then why does it come with a spoon?"
my brain moves faster than my mouth so my sentences are usualy 5 subjects appart
when I insult people its a sign of effection
(unless I actualy dont like you)
some call me harsh
I just speak the truth
My little brother says Im cruel for saying
"dont cry for Data captain picard, he wouldnt cry for you, hes an android"
but thats just the oestrogen speaking,
I do have possitive fealings,
Im just a social retard
Im not sure If people think im creepy and wierd
or need to be locked up
but if a jury says so then it must be fact
I Will Laugh At Most Things You'd Get Bellow 50 Years In Prison For
And Most Things Over
I Think Too Much So I Dont Get Much Sleep
(that explains the zombie like look)
I Sound A Right Gumbot, I Really Wouldnt Add Myself
(PS If You Are Unfortunate Enough To Consider Adding Me I Must Tell You that I post hundreds of bullitins a day ranging from 'I just saw a funny looking dog' to 'shit my hairs on fire')
Oh Yeah And Dont Add Me If You Fancy Me Or Any of that Psycho Shit Like That
I Like Lots Of Crap Messages And Mind Numbing Comments Too, As, In The Words Of John Dale, I Will 'Shed A Little Emo Tear'
Id Like To Take This Time Just To Warn You That I Am A Super Hero, Please Dont Tell Any One, I Would Hate Some One To Advertise This Fact All Over The Internet, For Example On Myspace, That Would Just Be Silly And Ruin The Whole Point Of A Secret Identity,
So Yeah... Im The ONE, the ONLY,
SPORK MAN!
(featuring the less amazing Tuna-Mayo Boy)
I Fight Crime And Shit
Ive Had A Few Bad Marriages
My Wife Had A Virgin Birth Resulting In A Doll, Which Was Later Quite Succesfully Drop Kicked Into A Lamp Post
I Love KFC and WKD and CHEESE
Stronger The Better
I Love The SHIFT/CAPS LOCK Key
And I Hate The 'THERE,THERE,and THERE' Rule,
Sometimes Its Nice To Laugh At The Genetic Underclass Of Southsea, They Seem Drawn To Tesco's
I Love Wikipedia, Fount Of All Knowledge
I Love Uncyclopedia, Twat Of All Knowledge
My Current Amount Of Friends Is 666,
Which Convieniently Makes 17 Pages Of Friends,
I Was Born On The 17th So Its All Good,
If I Get New Requests I Delete The Bands, The Dead, The Annoying And The Emo Girls
Why Not Leave Me A Little Comment Along The Lines Of:
OMG MAN, I WELL LUVS YA MYSPAZE, IZ WELL PHITT INNIT, IZ SO BANGIN I AZ JUS CHUCKUPT MA MACKY DEEZ! BIG MAC EVRY WHERE!
"COME ON, LETS 'AV IT!"