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♥Annoucement♥

I'm setting out on a dangerous and quite frankly pointless quest
and i need a crew
this was done once before on my last profile but as some of you know my coding decided to kill itself
so we're going to start all over again

If you want to be a pirate it's simple
message me asking to be one
you'll be given a number and then i'll own your sou...
you'll be a pirate
your number will be put below and it's a link to your profile
?good eh?

...The Crew So...
...Far...

Captain Pigeon
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BECOME A PIRATE♠I Have Another♠
♥Annoucement♥

The Evil
Shai Tong Pei
Has Stolen My POKéMON Yellow
*shock horror*
And Now I Need A Ninja Possé To Help Me
Retrieve It
To Become A Ninja
Message Me
Make It Interesting
OR
No Ninja-Hood For You
Then As Soon As You Become A Ninja
You Are Forever In My Service
UNLESS
My Coding Screws Up
Then You Are Free

Sensai BOB (master)

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BECOME A NINJA
♥The Story Of A♥
♥ Boy♥

****** Marley Roberts Was Born 26th Oct 1990 in Redhill Hospital At 8:34, His Mother Would Later Call It A
’Convenient Time To Go Into Labour’

***** Spent The First Three Years Of His Life In A House Now Inhabited By One Of His Oldest Friends. The House Had No Heating And ****** Now Uses This To Explain His Strangely High Immune System
His Parents Decided That The Rent Was Too High And It Would Be Impractical To Send ****** To School From Their Current Location And So They Moved To A House In Dorking When He Was 3. By This Time ******’s Mum Was Pregnant With Her Second Child Who She Later Gave Birth To A Day Before *******’s Birthday
Later He Would Think To Himself
’What A Shitty Birthday Present’

Years Went By And ******’s Home Life Was Not Exactly Perfect This Would Later Explain For His Short Temper And Desire To Help People
Eventually ******’s Mother Left His Father And The Usual
’Fighting For Custody Followed’
At The Time ******’s Was Still Only 3 And Didn’t Understand
But When He Was 12 His Mother Would Tell Him That She Had Asked His 3 Year Old Self
’Should We Leave Daddy?’
To Which The Clueless Child Replied
’Yes’
He Has Never Forgiven Himself

Years Went By And ****** Never Felt Like He Fitted In. In Playgroup He Wrote On The Wall’s And Wore Dungarees He Saw His Dad Often Enough But Not Nearly As Much As He Would Have Liked

As ****** Grew Up He Started To Realise He Didn’t Fit In And Did What Every 5 Year Old Kid Would Do
He Tried To Look Like Everyone Else
There Was One Small Problem With This Though
Although ****** Felt Comfortable Listening To This Music And Wearing These Clothes. He Was Poor. And Therefore He Was Always One Step Behind
Throughout Primary School ****** Drifted From Group To Group Always Finding The Same Reaction
Rejection

By Year5 (aged 9) ****** Had A Much Better Idea Of What Was Going On. But He Still Desperately Longed For Acceptance, And So, He Still Tried To Dress Like Everyone Else And He Still Listened The Same Music As Everyone Else
But He Didn’t Feel Comfortable Anymore
In Year5 ******* Also Got His First Glimpse Of Love
A New Girl Arrived And He Started Fancying Her Almost Immediately. She Didn’t Feel The Same Way And Nothing Happened. ****** Got Good Marks And Was In Top Set At Everything, He Was Very Proud Of This. At The End Of Year5 Something Happened To ****** That Would Change His Life Forever.
He Was Looking Through His Mothers CDs And He Came Across A Band Called
NIRVANA
He Liked The Naked, Skinless Woman On The Front So He Put It On
The Moment The First Note Of
’Serve The Servants’
Hit His Ears ******* Knew He Wanted To Be Just Like That Blonde Guy Who Had Ripped Jeans
So Slowly But Surely ****** Swapped His TrackSuit, Skin’ed, And Pop For Baggy Jeans, Long Scruffy Hair And Grunge.

Year6, ****** Felt BETTER! He Was Different, But At Least He Wasn’t Hiding It. Children Looked At Him Funny, And He Relished In The Attention, He Was The One Sitting In The Corner Of The Playground Listening To Home Made Tapes Of NIRVANA, The Pixies, And Hole With Old Style Head Phones.
But ****** Still Didn’t Have Friends And That’s All He Ever Wanted. Soon ****** Didn’t See The Point In Being At School For More Than Half A Day And Soon Discovered That If He Stuck His Fingers Down His Throat The School Would Send Him Home. ****** Still Got Good Grades But He Did Most His Work At Home Listening To Dirty Chords And Crappy Tapes From
’Back In The Day’
****** Was Extremely Isolated And Unpredictable.
He Saw Secondary School As A New Start

By Year7, ****** Started Getting Obsessed With Piercings And Tatoos And Also Grunge Wasn’t Heavy Enough For ****** But He Never Forgot NIRVANA. He Started Listening To Bands Such As Slipknot, Korn, and Metallica. By This Time He Was Wearing Nothing But Black And Had A 2inch Mohican
The School Made Him Cut It Off
So ******* Decided To Grow His Hair, And Grow It He Did, For 3 Years He Grew His Hair, Without One Haircut, He Can Braids In This Time, And They Looked Mint
Through Year7 To Year9 ****** Had Friends, Marco And Cameron, He Went Everywhere With Them And They Did Everything Together. ****** Had A Few Girlfriends Through These Years, But, Although He Had A Very Confident Personality, Girls Not So Much Scared Him, But They Made Him Nervous. ****** Was Still Getting Good Grades And Got Some Very High Marks In His S.A.T.s. Sadly Marco And Cameron Grew Apart From From ****** And This Made Him Find The Most Amazing People Any Boy Could Ever Ask For John & Buzz Whenever He Was Down, They Were There, And They’ve Never Failed Him.

Year10, Held A lot Of Things For ******, The Start Of GCSE’s, Peircing His Own Lip And Ears, Etc. ****** Did Everything In His Power To Be Different By This Point He Had Hair Below His Shoulders, Listened To Some Extremely Heavy Bands (Mainstream) And Was Wearing Make-Up Often.
But He Wasn’t Different Enough.
He Started Looking For Bands No He Knew Nobody Had Ever Heard Of, He Soon Realised This Was Easier If He Started Listening To Grindcore And Techno, He Soon Found Bands Like, Preschool Tea Party Masscare, DJ Venom, Silent Suicide, And Neurotic Fish. (If You Haven’t Heard Of Them, ****** Achieved His Goal) He Cut His Hair, And Got It Styled. Started Meeting New People And Going Out A Lot More

Present Day, ****** Has Not Had An Item Of Clothing That Isn’t Black In His Wardrobe For Around Three Years. He Still Wears Make-Up, He Has Plenty Of Friends Now And He Wouldn’t Change Them For The World. He See’s His Dad Everyweekend And Loves Him And His Mum Very Much. He Draws To Let Out His Emotions Now. ****** Now Listens To Pretty Much Any Music People Put On, But Scowls At R&B And Indie. He Is Quiet Easy To Get Along With. ****** Still Sees Marco And Cameron, But Rarely. LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER FOR ******

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A
The Agony Scene
Amen
Alkaline Trio
AC / DC
AFI
Avenged Seven Fold
Alec Empire
Arch Enemy
Andrew WK

B
Bloodbath
Bleeding Through
Black Sabbath
Bob Marley
The Beatles

C
Combichrist
Cannibal Corpse
Crepitation
Christian Death
Chimaira
Cradle Of Filth
The Cure
Children Of Bodom

D
The Damned
Disturbed
Enemy Of My Enemy
Everlast

E

F
Funeral For A Friend
Flesh Intoxication
Fort Minor
Fleshgrind
Faith No More

G
Gackt
Gorerotted
Gorefest

H
Hypocrisy
Helloween
The Haunted

I
Iron Maiden
InMe
In Flames
Ion DissOnance
J
Judas Preist
Janes Addiction

K
Killswitch Engage
Kittie
KISS
Katakysm
(early) koRn
Katatonia

L
Lamb Of God
Led Zeppelin
Leaves Eyes

M
Muse
Murder Dolls
Marilyn Manson
Mother Cloud
Metallica

N
NIRVANA
Nitzer Ebb

OOpeth
Overkill
Oasis

P
Placebo
Preschool Teaparty Massacre
Pink Floyd

Q
Queen
Queens Of The Stone Age

R
Rob Zombie
Refused
Return Of The Furies
Rammstein

S
Silent Suicide
Sepultura
Saliva
The Stranglers
S.O.A.D
Slayer
The Soil
Slipknot

T
TOOL
T-Rex

U
Underoath
Utada Hikaru

V
Velvet Revolver
Venom
Van Halen

W
The Who
Wynmie Maumstien
Wierd Al Yancovich
Voodoo Glow Skulls

X
X-Ecutioners

Y

Z

The ‘Real’ Pokemon
In Order

Bulbasaur
Ivysaur
Venasaur
Charmander
Charmeleon
Charizard
Squirtle
Wortortle
Blastoise
Caterpie
Metapod
Butterfree
Weedle
Kakuna
Beedrill
Pidgey
Pigeotto
Pigeot
Rattata
Raticate
Spearow
Fearow
Ekans
Arbok
Pikachu
Raichu
Sandshrew
Sandslash
Nidoran
Nidorina
Nidoqueen
Nidoran
Nidorino
Nidoking
Clafairy
Clafable
Vulpix
Ninetales
Jigglypuff
Wigglytuff
Vubat
Golbat
Oddish
Gloom
Vileplume
Paras
Parasect
Vononat
Venomoth
Diglett
Dugtrio
Meowth
Persian
Psyduck
Golduck
Mankey
Primape
Growlithe
Arcanine
Poliwag
Poliwhirl
Poliwrath
Abra
Kadabra
Alakazam
Machop
Machoke
Machamp
Bellsprout
Weepinbell
Victreebell
Tentacool
Tentacruel
Geodude
Graveller
Golem
Ponyta
Rapidash
Slowpoke
Slowbro
Magnemite
Magnaton
Farfetche’d
Doduo
Dodrio
Seel
Dewdong
Grimer
Muk
Shellder
Cloyster
Ghastly
Haunter
Gengar
Onix
Drowsee
Hypno
Krabby
Kingler
Voltorb
Electrode
Exeggcute
Exeggcutor
Cubone
Marowak
Hitmonlee
Hitmonchan
Lickitung
Koffing
Weezing
Rhyhorn
Rhydon
Chansey
Tangela
Kangaskhan
Horsea
Seadra
Goldeen
Seaking
Staryu
Starmie
Mr.Mime
Scyther
Jynx
Electabuzz
Magma
Pinsir
Tauros
Magikarp
Gyarados
Lapras
Ditto
Eevee
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Fareon
Porygon
Omanyte
Omastar
Kaputo
Kaputops
Areodactyl
Snorlax

Articuno
Zapdos
Moltres
Dratini
Dragonair
Dragonite
Mewtwo
Mew


These People
Are My Heroes
My One And Only's
My Friends

Bridget

Words Can't Explain How Much I Love This Girl.
She's Been There Through Everything
And I Can Honestly Say I Wouldn't Be Where I Am Today Without Her
I Can Tell This Girl Anything And Know That It's Safe
Together We've Been Through Hell, High Waters, And The Occaisional German Tutoring
But We Always Seem To Come Out Stronger Than When We Went In

John

John...John John John.
Possibly The Funniest Guy I Have Ever Met In My Life
He Puts Up With My Constant Put-Downs And I Love Him For It
Although We Don't Talk About Feelings To Eachother That Often
(because we're men)
I Know That He's There And That's All I Need
We Have Our Ups And Downs But Within The Next Five Mintues Usually Were Laughing Again
He Let's Me Come To His House In The Mornings And Watch Will And Grace
:)

I'll Add To This At A Later Date With A Couple More People

My Discover's


Cutting Sandwichs’s
Bored In English
Over The Top? Me?!
Wanna See Me Naked?
A Tribute
Le Questions
Bored?
Best YouTube Find Ever
Myspace Family
Thank You