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D.V.

It's time to start slapping people!!!

About Me

Well.....um.....I'm Dave.....I'm a guy named Dave......I'm also a dude that goes by the name of Dave...and Only a very slelect few, can get away with calling me David or Davey. and they all have tits and nice asses. (love ya girls...you know who you are. Oh yeah, and one more thing......I FUCKING ROCK HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!

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My Interests

I love cooking, but I am a musician at heart. I play just about any instrument I can get my hands on from drums to guitar to harmonica to piano to whatever else makes a sound that I find interesting. I 'm also a car nut. I'm a third generation auto mechanic , so I build all of my own cars. um....let' see..what else...Oh yeah, above all else, there is nothing I enjoy more than making people laugh. To make someone genuinely laugh, is a felling that just rocks the freakin Kazba. LETS GO GIANTS!!!!!!!
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I'd like to meet:

I think it would be kinda cool to meet Jesus.....Yeah, I got some questions for that guy. Also Mel Brooks, James Hetfield, a whole lot others.
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Jason Voorhees
You are Jason Voorhees. You seek one thing.... REVENGE! You don't care who gets in your way. When you kill you are always creative. You are strong and merciless. No wonder so many people are scared of you.
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Music:

I love just about all types of music. I am a rock junkie till the day I die, but being a D.J. opens you up to just about every kind of music you can imagine. Plus I try to be really open minded about music. I dont care if it's harcore metal or old school country, if I like the sound of it...I'll give it a shot
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Movies:

I'm a sucker for a good comedy, ("I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes.......Keep firing Assholes")However, My absolute favorite, is horror movies, especially old school ones. Jason vorhese is badder than any horror flick killer out there, but leatherface is a close second.
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Television:

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Books:

Well, my family owned a bookstore for many many years, so I did alot of reading in my younger days, but now I just read the newspaper everyday. I like to know whats going on around me
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: January 14, 1979
Birthplace: Long Island, New York
Current Location: Cape Coral, Fl.
Eye Color: Brown/green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Handed
Your Heritage: Scottish/French/German/Wealch
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers
Your Weakness: Food
Your Fears: Lonliness/Solitude/Clostiphobia
Your Perfect Pizza: Sicillian w/extra cheese, garlic, and tomatoes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Girlfriend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ditto
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have to go to work today?
Your Best Physical Feature: shoulders
Your Bedtime: usually between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: New York
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mikky D's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Niether
Do you Smoke: Yup
Do you Swear: Yup
Do you Sing: Yup
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: I think Once
Do you want to go to College: Been there, wasn't impressed
Do you want to get Married: Yup
Do you belive in yourself: Depends
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup, excpet when I'm driving
Do you play an Instrument: Many
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yup
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yup
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: Yup
How do you want to Die: In a Blaze Of Glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Head Chef
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'5
Weight: 115
Best Clothing Style: preppy/slutty
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too Many to count. Was wild in my younger days
Number of CDs I own: Not many, have switched to mp3's
Number of Piercings: none anymore
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Way too many to mention
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favorite memory of childhood? Winters in New York
best day of the week? My Day Off
men or women? why? Women, because they are so damn hard to understand.
chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
movies theatre or movie night at home? Theatre
whats worst thing you've ever done? Not Sure
have you ever been in trouble with the police? Yup
whats the most out of character thing you've done? Gotten Piss Drunk
who is the one person who knows you the best? My Brother
how many siblings? 1
if you could pick up and move to another country where and why? Canada, because I like the cold, and the similarity to America.
what do you want to be when you "grow up" ? Head Chef
what state do you currently live in? how many states have you lived in? Florida, lived also in New York
if you had 1 million dollars what is the first thing you would do? Pay Bills, Buy a house and a Car
If you had 3 wishes what would they be? To be rich, To be happily married to a beautifull woman, and three more wishes.
favorite emotion? Joy
bravest move you ever made? Not Much to speak of
most important day in your life? Hopefully my Wedding
favorite candy? anything with chocolate and peanut butter
best present someone ever gave you? a Car
one thing you did you would change? Be Nicer to my ex when we were still together
what state did you spend most of your childhood in? New York
if you could meet anyone who would it be? Mel Brooks
if you could do anything without getting in trouble what would it be? Murder
have you ever lied? would it change anything if you told the truth now? Yes and No
if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? My wieght
ultimate vacation? Amsterdam
best spring break ? Here in Fla
what are you wearing right now? shorts and t-shirt
what do you wear to sleep in ? nothing
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