jakeass ® - ProfilesArchive

About Me

AIM...clashman03

You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

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My Interests

sports_baseball_football_golf_fishing_ snowboarding_ music_NES_ guitar_friends_ concerts_ drawing_biking_road trips_ goof'n off_the beach_camping

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I'd like to meet:

_kenny blankenship_vic romano

Music:

_|Good|_

_classic rock_[real]hard rock_retro 80's_hair metal_grunge_folk- bluegrass_oldies_90's alternative

_the clash_the doors_pearl jam_ zeppelin_steve miller band_chili peppers_phil collins_ cowboy mouth_cake_beatles _INXS_tom petty_ dave matthews band_beck_

_"I Wanna Hold your Hand"-The Beatles_"Death or Glory"-The Clash_"Paradise by the Dashboard Light"-Meat Loaf_"Run"-Collective Soul_"Band on the Run"-Wings_"Safety Dance"-Men Without Hats _"Suicide Blonde"-INXS_"Yellow Ledbetter"-Pearl Jam_"Jimi Thing"-Dave Matthews Band_

_|Sucks|_

_emo(worst 'music' ever)_ country_hip-hop_pop_rap

_green day_bob segar_ nickelback_ metallica_any emo group

_"Sweet Home Alabama" -Skynyrd_ "Behind Blue Eyes"-The Who_"I Shot the Sheriff"-Clapton_ "Turn the Page"-Bob Segar_ "Dust in the Wind" -Kansas_ "Seven Bridges Road"-The Eagles_"Holla Back girl"-Gwen Stefani_

Your Band Name is:
the turd burglars
ones, in which, who, burgle turds

Movies:

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_caddyshack_dogma_dirty work_jay & silent bob_forrest gump_office space_bad santa_napolean dynamite_bio-dome_the big lebowski_out cold_kung pow_spaceballs_stand by me_mafia!_mars attacks_almost heroes_o brother where art thou?_dutch_wayne's world_super troopers_tombstone_dumb and dumber_canadian bacon_shawshank redemption_tin cup_all 80's brat pack flicks
_rodney dangerfield_bill murray_randy quaid_chris farley_alan alda_john candy_tom hanks_chevy chase_jim carrey_norm macdonald_lloyd bridges_steve buschemi_phil hartman_
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_|Sucks|_
_dirty dancing_the notebook_titanic_mr. and mrs. smith_chicago_spanglish_godfather(all parts)_ladder 49_seabiscuit_radio_signs_sixth sense_shining_blair witch_hitch_
_jaquin phoenix_angolina jolie(ugly)_cuba gooding jr._will smith(except in bagger vance)_orlando bloom_cameron diaz_drew berrymore_cathreen zeta jones_
visit college humor for some funny

Television:

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_seinfeld_House_simpsons_family guy_ futurama_ angry beavers_spongebob(of course!)_the critic_cheers_ roseanne_ MXC_northern exposure_newsradio_ M*A*S*H_becker_married with children_aquateen_harvey birdman_just shoot me_clone high_ 3 south(please bring it back!)_arrested development_adult swim_PTI_around the horn_conan O'Brien_

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_|Sucks|_

_new SNL_king of queens_sorpranos_my name is earl_MTV shows_ scrubs_TLC shows(trading spaces, etc)_daily show_all "reality" shows_american idol is stupidest thing ever_

Books:

__"Where the sidewalk ends"-Shel Silverstein_ "Son of Big Fat Hairy Jokes"-Garfield_

__worst book ever: "the things they carried" by tim o'brien_

Your Porn Star Name Is...
Deep-throat Larry

Heroes:

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wanna get donkey punched?

My Blog

Super Duper Bowl

I have to say that the Super Bowl turned out to be was much better than the last couple. Despite what some reporters say, i think all the turnovers made the game a lot more interesting. I was ha...
Posted by jakeass ® on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:14:00 PST

Daddy x 1

So Gabriel was finally born, three weeks ago today. here's the story if ya haven't heard.... Dez and I had just moved out here on Saturday the 13th and were planning to go back...
Posted by jakeass ® on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:01:00 PST

here's the story..

so me and dez are shopping around and over spanksgiving break, and we walk by the jewelry counter. and she cutely asks me if she can look( like i'll say no!). she sees a ring she likes and she t...
Posted by jakeass ® on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

registeration

me and my fiance, desiree, have finallly registered. At wal-mart so get us something cause we're poor and need help!!! you all rule!
Posted by jakeass ® on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:57:00 PST

Uncle x 2

well i'm a uncle again. Luke and Amber had a daughter yesterday. unfortunately amber needed a cesarean, the baby was just too big. over ten pounds i guess. but it all went well. don't know...
Posted by jakeass ® on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:39:00 PST

birthday

i must say this birthday ranked up there with the best of em. I said fug it and decided to go home, instead of staying at school and working. I just had to see dez, she was getting awful l...
Posted by jakeass ® on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:54:00 PST

i'm loving it!

i must say, "real college rules". JCC sucked ass, but now i'm actually involved with my major and i'm loving it! helping out and working for the school is just what i needed to get on the right ...
Posted by jakeass ® on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:43:00 PST

yo

any of y'all that are opposed to me and dez having a baby...fuck ya! we're happy about it. and that's al that matters! eat me
Posted by jakeass ® on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST

my own worst enemy

i have become the enemy... a red dragon. it's true i have betrayed my loyalty to the cardinals, and became the rival. maybe i can let go of those high school days, but it is hard. Af...
Posted by jakeass ® on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:53:00 PST

Hell begins!!!

yeah so i started real college last week, moved into my dorm and stuff. thats right, dumbass jake is actually going to real college, a thing most of you thought you would never see. well it's ha...
Posted by jakeass ® on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 08:57:00 PST