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Jimmy Far Gone

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About Me

I'm a stone cold hottie with a body. I'm freakin' huge in Japan. If I didn't mind itching all over, I would totally shave my back and shoulders and I could sell DVD's of me playing tennis without a shirt. I would pierce my boobies and harvest the cash. I completely rock. Seriously, I kick about fourteen asses in a row. My myspace site has had like four billion hits so far. Microsoft wants to advertise here but I'm down on The Man and Corporate America just like Eddie Vedder. My turn-ons include world peace and thunderstorms. Rude people and famines make me uncomfortable. I totally get in people's grills over it. (The rude people not the famines) Someday I'm just going to go the hell off and I'm not even kidding. My wife thinks I'm mint and she's right. (You like that? I'm bringing "mint" back because, as a total winner, I feel an obligation to the rest of the world.) One time I got too drunk and pooped the bed but that won't happen again. If I ever get the chance to go to a slumber party with the Olsen Twins, I'm THERE even if my wife says I can't go. I'm a dangerous rebel.

My Interests

This is what happens when I walk out of the house in my tighty-whiteys. (That's me on the left.)

I'd like to meet:

The bass player from Pretty Far Gone, Kevin Garnett, Nikki Sixx, Will Ferrell, Chris Farley, Ted Nugent, The Statler Brothers, David Letterman and JESSICA ALBA!!!!! Paul Simon seems nice. Earth, Wind, and possibly Fire. Stevie Wonder, Salt and Pepa, Lemmy and Elvis.That is all.

Music:

Never touch the stuff.

Heroes:

Jess and Lindsey's Gramma Joan.

My Blog

God save the queen.

Well...Hannah is now officially Little Miss Frederic.  The competition was stiff (they pulled her name out of a hat) but she managed to prevail.  I'd like to show the photos of her entire co...
Posted by Jimmy Far Gone on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:57:00 PST