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Manning26

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About Me

I excel at eating, driving, and a little chess. I used to be good at paintball, then a lot of other people decided to start playing, so now I eat banana-split Blizzards to fill the void. I also used to be pretty okay at Jeet Kune Do too, but then I got old... and, you know, the Dairy Queen.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Lee... although that request has one, major, problem.

My Blog

An open letter to spiders...

Listen guys, I know the bike trail must seem like a great place to build your web; a nice, open area to put down stakes along with a wide net to snag your next meal, no doubt it's a great location. Or...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 14:31:00 GMT

Myyy heeero...

You can’t not love this guy: By the way, all of my friend girls who might be considering causing me bodily harm, this dude is selling his book from his website with Maddox’s ("Bes...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:07:00 GMT

Tracy Morgan’s theory...

Great stuff:Saturday Night Live - Update: Tracy MorganI’m so ready to get this damn election over with.
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:02:00 GMT

Oh, silly Mr. Dobbs...

If only he’d have said, "sumbitchin’," instead of his poorly saved, "cotton picking," in his racial, "Hey, everything’s cool now, black people," diatribe. Ah, what-the-fuck-ever, no ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:27:00 GMT

Poor Arlen Specter... what a boring life he must lead.

From the New York TimesSenate looking into SpygateThe ranking Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee wants NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to explain why the league destroyed evidence related to ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 22:45:00 GMT

For my friends wit’ little ones...

I found this on LiveScience.com, so don't worry, it isn't some shady thing I ran across while looking for, "honey-covered Alyson Hannigan," or anything like that:Honey is a better and safer treatment ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:48:00 GMT

Friend’s Video

I've known Chris a couple years now, he's a helluva guy, and although I'd like to beat the shit out of a lot of the spoiled fucking dumb bastard members of his original roster, and he's never given me...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:19:00 GMT

Sage advice from a dear friend...

"Fkin nora. I told you bleedin bikes are no good... they're for ridingslowly to the shops to get ten ciggies. Nothing more, nothing less." -- Words of wisdom, Matt Tudor
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:41:00 GMT

Sea Dragon

This is astounding:
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:32:00 GMT

Read a book...

Words to live by:
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:11:00 GMT