Bad, bad, jokes (Not for the easily offended). |
1. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? .... Goes-in-tight. 2. What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like? .... Depends .. 3. What's "68"? ....You do me and I owe you one. 4. What did Cinderel...
Posted by Lisa on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:07:00 PST |
Not fishing |
You'll have to excuse me while I ramble a little. It's been a really hard week and I'm feeling rather insignificant. Gullible, you might say, or incredibly naïve. Ive made a few new friend...
Posted by Lisa on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:11:00 PST |
Asil's husband |
So, I have this friend... Let's call her Asil . Well, she has been married for a pretty long time (10 1/2 years) and she is a very good wife. She take s care of the kids, cooks, clea...
Posted by Lisa on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:18:00 PST |
Here's my take |
Okay, so here's my take on the whole marriage/ trust thing. Why do you suppose the preacher/ minister/ judge asks you so many questions on that very crucial day? Because it is a very cruci...
Posted by Lisa on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:59:00 PST |
Not so lame |
Could I sound more depressing? I'm not depressed, I swear! I don't have time to be depressed. Monday I spent the night with a room full of men taking off their clothes! If that...
Posted by Lisa on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:05:00 PST |
Just in case... |
Just in case anyone ever reads this I will keep posting blogs. My husband is with his friends, typical for a Friday night and I'm babysitting... Typical for every night. I need a soc...
Posted by Lisa on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 06:08:00 PST |
Anyone lonely like me |
So bored!!! Please email me! Leave a message for me. Anyone. (I promise a pic soon!) ...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 10:26:00 PST |
