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ShortMuffin

Everybody got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again. I love it when someone insults

About Me


Myspace TrackerMyspace Contact Tables , hosting by Imgdump.netYo, shortmuffin's here!!! wow how exciting, pppphbbbttt!! I am 27 years old, living in Helena, Montana currently attending College Technology to get accounting degree. That is all for now oh and I am deaf and if you don't like it then don't bother me. Anyway, you wanna know about me? ask me. :o)
You Are a Natural Flirt
Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?
You Are 92% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself. How Open Minded Are You?

My Interests


Your Porn Star Name Is...
Ima Cumming What's Your Porn Star Name?
What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 0%

Kissing Skill Level - 83%

Cudding Skill Level - 60%

Sex Skill Level - 46%

Why They Love You You are very sweet.
Why They Hate You You talk too much.

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You Are the Enthusiast
7 You are outgoing and playful - always seeing the happy side to life.You're enthusiastic and excitable. You love anything new.Multi-talented, you do many things well... and find success easy.You prefer to keep things light with others. Opening up is hard for you.You have a sexual IQ of 144

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. What number are you?
Your Irish Name Is...
Fidelma Nugent What's your Irish Name?
Your Power Color Is Red-Orange
At Your Highest:

You are warm, sensitive, and focused on your personal growth.

At Your Lowest:

You become defensive and critical if you feel attacked.

In Love:

You are loyal - but you demand the respect you deserve.

How You're Attractive:

You are very affectionate and inspire trust.

Your Eternal Question:

"Am I Respected?" What's Your Power Color?
You Were a Crow
Eternally wise, you have a deep understand of ethics.
You guide people from the darkness to the light. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
You're 65% Irish
You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!) How Irish Are You?
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:

You value loyalty a fair amount.
You're loyal to your friends... to a point.
But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.
Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:

You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."

Generosity:

You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!

Humility:

You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths

I'd like to meet:

BILLY IDOL!!! Hes my fuckin' baby! heres a clip of him live cool huh?
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My Blog

I AM PISSED!!!!!!!

That I missed BILLY IDOL TOUR last summer! DAMMIT!!! there better be another one this year! or I'll do something about it!  I have been dying to see one of his concerts for so frickin' long!!!!!...
Posted by ShortMuffin on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 11:11:00 PST