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Em-uh-Lee

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About Me

I am Emily. I'm pretty random on a regular basis, this is before being random became a trend and was completely contradicted. I'm almost fully converted to Nor Cal City antics (thanks to a few friendly faces) but I still have a definate Midwest/Down South/Southwest foundation and I think that's what keeps me semi-sane. My family raised me with an open mind so I'm more than annoyed with the narrow minded, less so with the unwillfully ignorant. I'm always ready to learn more about people, I'm like a sponge yo! I have a terrible memory, so I could never give you the name of anything but I'm definetly passionate about it. If I can't think of something, it'll drive me crazy until I remember it, which i never do...so I usually end up calling someone with far more brain span than myself. Examples; Matil from Zoolander, Wesley Snipes. I have really bad balance, some might say I've had a few but all I know is, walking down the street is always an adventure. I like to add "-age" to a good part of my regular vocabulary, because "-ages" seem to fit the best. I love good days. What usually is the start of a good day is a great song on the way to class or work, preferably some oldies that I can air guitar my way through. My life is based on a points system, this intrigues some people but it's really just how it goes. Laughing with a splash of tears is at the top of the list, what list you ask? The one I just made, shit. Right up there with laughter is my Audi, burritos, and music. I love music plain and simple, or is it? Not usually, but It's the ultimate mood altering thing I can think of. I really like to dance in my car, but it tends to be problematic. My entire car embarrasingly shakes like madd due to my giant ass. Usually that doesn't stop me, especially when I'm stuck in traffic. People laugh, I do the robot...it's a good balance. I enjoy myself a round of golf as often as I can, it's one thing that keeps me connected and I know I can teach my kids some day. I wouldn't say I'm a simple girl, but the little things spin me right round.
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My Interests

Music, Food, Golf, the giggles, Audi, internal butterflies, travleing, bologna. Ya know, really anything that doesn't make me want to gouge my eyes out.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus...

Music:

Pinback... Saves the Day. RHCP. Spoon. Guster. Old school Modest Mouse. Minus the Bear. The Postal Service. ABBA. Atmosphere. Thief in the Night. Queen. The Cure. Smashing Pumpkins-I know, I know. Death Cab. Brother Ali. Penelope cover by Saosin. Old school Weezer. Then we go to some oldies...Steve Miller Band. Eric Clapton. Hendrix. Blue Oyster Cult. Led Zep. The Eagles. Johnny Cash. The Allman Brothers. Squeeze Singles. BILLY JOEL...im a sucker for Billy Joel. Yeah, it never actually ends.

Movies:

Dogma, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Clerks. Uhm, Crash, Donnie Darko. Pulp Fiction...Rocky Horror Picture Show...ah the memories...and im drawing a blank....Broken Lizards Club Dread. Super Troopers. Team America. Kids. The Goonies. The Little Mermiad. Amelie. Hook. Precilla Queen of the Desert. Kung Fu Hustle. Fight Club. The Sandlot. The Big Lebowski. The Life and Times.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy. Space Ghost! haha...The Simpsons...freakin Degrassi...Family Guy...South Park...uhhh...Pete n' Pete. Rocco's Modern Life. Are you Afraid of the Dark, basically any old school Nick. Adult Swim-minus the anime. CSI - Las Vegas baby.

Books:

In Cold Blood, anything Vonagut... The Fuck up. The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Lord of the Flies...and of course soft core porn.

Heroes:

My little fat cow dog

My Blog

....Time.....

Time shows no mercy. Like a good friend once said, time is made up by people. This is true.Time is not real, yet it dominates everything. Times...they are a changin'. Is this good?  Or ...
Posted by Em-uh-Lee on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 02:01:00 PST

About that Tsimee

Other than being completely minipultaed by music and thoughts of the past....           I started this out all wrong...but I don't have the energy to ...
Posted by Em-uh-Lee on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:21:00 PST

Wax On Wax Off

If you're having a rough day, or can't find peace of mind or sense of harmony in the world. The best thing I can suggest is to get the song Loro by Pinback, and go to the kind of carwash whe...
Posted by Em-uh-Lee on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:03:00 PST