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About Me

"In ancient times people weren't just male or female, but one of three types: male/male, male/female, or female/female. In other words, each person was made out of the components of two people. Everyone was happy with this arrangement and never really gave it much thought. But then God took a knife and cut everybody in half, right down the middle. So after that the world was divided just into male and female, the upshot being that people spend their time running around trying to locate their missing other half."

My Interests

Art and other pretty things (like slides and swings). My AIM screen name is aerodynamicalec

Music:

"Hey! Let's go dance" music

Movies:

Fuck Garden State

Television:

Arrested Development, South Park, The Soup

Books:

Bret Easton Ellis novels and other oddities

My Blog

Oh my God that's the funky shit

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Posted by Zachary on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:48:00 PST

I want a girlfriend

It has been one year (to the day) since my last (and only) girlfriend broke up with me. I want someone to cuddle with at night. ::cries::
Posted by Zachary on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:44:00 PST

Phun with Photoshop

Karen O., Yeah Yeah Yeahs' lead singer, before: and after Photoshop manipulation: ...
Posted by Zachary on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:48:00 PST

Coachella '06 recap

Here are pictures from my trip to the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival in Indio, California, April 30, 2006. Pardon the faraway pictures (most of 'em); I had forgotten my digital camera and ...
Posted by Zachary on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:50:00 PST

Vasily Kandinsky's "Open Green" (1923)

I saw this painting, by one of my favorite artists, at the Norton Simon Museum. I thought I'd spread the joy. The description following the painting is the same one (in fact, a camera phone picture of...
Posted by Zachary on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:34:00 PST

Song of the day: Talking Heads' "This Must be the Place (Naïve Melody)"

I understand that no one could possibly care to read the lyrics to a song they may or may not like in a blog entry - they could listen to the song themselves and decipher the lyrics or pan the song an...
Posted by Zachary on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:53:00 PST

Song of the day: ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead's "Mark David Chapman"

We pierced the side of the idol with the sharpened neck of an electric guitar. Bottled the water from the wound- holy relics-the essence of star. But what does she care? it's just another blank stare ...
Posted by Zachary on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 07:01:00 PST

Shout out to Ann Pattison

It could be worse. We could be alone on Valentine's Day. Oh wait, we are. Anyway, I love you and here's some more Valentine's Day cheer for you. Us broken hearted cats gotta stick together: ...
Posted by Zachary on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 01:09:00 PST