Inside Out:
I flip through magazines from back to front.
I think getting a drunk dial at 3AM in the morning is a sign of affection.
I have a 7 track mind, usually all at once.
I wish I had someone to blame.
I have one foot that is larger than the other but I think that is pretty common.
I once dated a girl named... never mind.
I don't remember the reasons why.
I need more time to figure things out.
I could be wrong. It's not me. It's you.
I need help but no one I meet wants to pay my bills.
I have a dog named after a country.
I've been told people eat dogs in that country. There must be some irony to that.
I never seem to get even.
I should probably see someone but I forgot what for.
I probably don't get it but if I did, I wonder if I would know.
I drink better then I lie. Unless I am drinking. Well, then I lie better then I drink. To tell you the truth, none of my lies are true.
I have a nasty habit of not finishing what I sta
Status: Twisted
Here For: JUST ONE NIGHT
Orientation: Completely Fcuking Lost
Hometown: Surreal Life, Georgia
Zodiac Sign: Capricornicopia
Smoke/Drink: Grand Marnier. A lot.
Children: When I grow up
Edumacashun: College graduate
Who I'd Like to Meet:
Your inner child.
Music:
Favorite band: DMB. I like variety - Deep house, rock, hip-hop, acid jazz, from Coldpaly to Curtis Mayfield.. Let me hear it and I will tell you if I like it.
Movies:
I will watch just about anything for stale popcorn and a darkly lit room.
At the top of my list: Fight Club, Usual Suspects, Good Will Hunting,
Lost in Translation, Requiem for a Dream,
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Matrix... Give me a decade and I will give you a favorite.
Television:
TiVO - Go outside and play!
Books:
On the Road, Of Mice and Men, Fahrenheit 451,
Philosophy of the Matrix, Art of War...
This is a pretty short list. I read more than I watch TV.
Heroes:
My philosophy on heroes - There are a lot of extraordinary ordinary people.
You can find something amazing in almost everyone if you are so inclined.
If I Was A Drink:
I would make you lose your inhibitions.
I would make you fall in love.
I would get you laid.
I would make you throw up.
I would erase all memories of our time together.
This I would do for you.
Testimonials:
"Weezy, I am not going to try to keep up with you. When I do, I end up getting screwed."
M. Maner
"You’re different. Everyone else is the same."
B. T. DeBrock
"You need to seek professional help."
Actually, I get this one a lot.
Why Under No Circumstances Should I be President:
1. Grand Marnier. Prolly be the main reason.
2. I would forget where I put the weapons of mass destruction.
3. There would prolly be a 4th and 5th first lady.
4. There would be no reparations checks.
5. My Secretary of State would be A Pimp Named Slick Back
6. I'd throw away the red and blue states.
7. I'd levy a tax on stupidity.
8. I would demonize anyone that's brown, black, yellow, white or just plain different. Oh wait, we are all different. Scratch that one...
8. Rather than spread democracy, I would just cop to stealing people's oil. Especially if I have super powers.
9. I fear ignorance more than I fear God.
10. If I didn't like you, I'd drop some bombs on that ass. With the full support of my God of course.