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About Me

I am a precisely tuned, uniquely designed specimen of the male gender. My god like features are only enhanced by my razor sharp wit and cunning intelligence. I alone posses the powers of the universe and can unlock all of its mysteries. I can move mountains with my mind. I can tread water for three days. I have hosted dignitaries and Heads of State. I am fluent in seven different languages. I have traveled the world and can blend into any one of its cultures. I have the power to woo any woman of my choice, and often do so, bedding some the most beautiful women in the world. I make a mean macaroni salad. I hold the world's record for most somersaults in a row. I'm a tenor. I once rubbed my stomach while patting my head at the same time-I'm told it's difficult. I partied with Motley Crue in the 80s. I'm worshiped as a deity by various tribal peoples across the world. I wrestle alligators and sharks for sport. I hang out with Jack Nicholson. Mostly, he calls me. I received a Tony for my work in Cats. I was People Magazine's sexiest man alive(1982). I own an island. I studied under Stephan Hawking at Oxford University(he's an ass). Also, I train exotic animals for a one hour television extravaganza that I host, which airs annually on Lifetime There is always some madness in love. But there is always some reason in madness-Friedrich Nietzsche

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

>It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters-Aesop

My Blog

En caso quieres saber....

Odio mi vida y quiero morir.....that's all...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:04:00 GMT

Alexander Pope says....

-Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too soon. -There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness of wit. -A man sho...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 22:10:00 GMT

Absolutely Useless Information

-The citrus soda "7 UP" was created in 1929. The original name of the popular drink was "Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda", but it got changed to "7 UP." -The oldest major soft drink in America is...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:18:00 GMT

KNEE- CHEE

Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself (Friedrich Nietzsche)
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 22:35:00 GMT

Mull these over....

-Dignity consists not in possessong honors, but in the conciousness we deserve them (Aristotle) -Energy and persistence conquer all things (Benjamin Franklin) -An idealist is one who, on noticing that...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 22:48:00 GMT

Oscar Wilde says...

Truth is rarley pure and never simple......
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:09:00 GMT

building the bridge of communication

-almeja (noun) cunt (direct translation= clam) note A very strong word. DO NOT say it to a lady! Used in phrases such as : "le comi la almeja" which means "I licked her cunt" -arrima tu prima: fuck ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 23:00:00 GMT

Some tid-bits about the world you live in...

The planet's population continues to explode: from 1 billion in 1820, to 2 billion in 1930, 3 billion in 1960, 4 billion in 1974, 5 billion in 1988, and 6 billion in 2000. For the 21st century, the co...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 00:20:00 GMT

Good philosophies and excuses to drink.

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 23:50:00 GMT

Houston deserves to lose!!

I can't believe that no one pulled that worthless pitcher before he walked a run.The score was already 6-5.What was it..the fourteenth inning?This guy's pitching like shit,and you wait until after he ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 23:45:00 GMT