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TIM

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what? seriously?

I saw this badass dude with this badass truck in Naperville on Tuesday. He was pretty obviously on his way to pick up his Nobel Prize. If you can't read the prose on the back window because of the shi...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:35:00 GMT

Here it is.

Pretty much everyone who knows anything about me knows that, if nothing else, I am 2 things:A master of photoshopPretty much the biggest R.Kelly fan ever (founding member of the R.Kelly fanclub)So, th...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:56:00 GMT

the results are in...

It turns out that yes, yes I am.
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 18:41:00 GMT

¡Ya Basta!

Garth Brooks has had enough! Chill out, bros! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez.(Max's birthday -- http://www.flickr.com/photos/23751832@N00/sets/7215760409598 8145/)
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:53:00 GMT

I don't think they ever re-aired this one...

Even though the video is shit quality, I knew I'd be able to find this some day on youtube.  That day was yesterday.  One of my favorite sketches ever  enjoy.
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:51:00 GMT

3 reasons not to answer your door on April 1st

Alice, Emily, and Johann A.
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:12:00 GMT

Bathroom technology and deuce ramifications

This will be the most socially relevant BLAGGGG I ever write, so please read closely.As we all know, no two deuces are created equal, no matter what the US Constitution says.  Some are glacial wh...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 19:06:00 GMT

The Internet (Arkansas style...)

Yeah, the wireless router burned out tonight, so.......this.  This is so severely not what Al Gore had in mind when he forged the internet out of guano, steel, and global warming.1. Cable comes i...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 23:08:00 GMT

ATTN: Lil Jon

Crunk obtained.  What now?
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:10:00 GMT

Mindfuck

Behold, the most ironic thing you will ever see.  On the one hand, it's Skittles (i.e. awesome).  On the other hand, you might not be able to discern this from the picture, but I was able to...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 00:26:00 GMT