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â™ My name is Danielle Willoughby
â™ I always have fun. Probably too much fun.
â™ I am in high school
â™ I'm a Myspaceaholic. The first step is admitting I have a problem.
â™ I eat meat.
â™ &&Love
â™ &&Peace
â™ &&Chilli Fries.
? Kati is my BEST friend and cousin(lol).
? Kati lights up cigarette. Danielle: Sure you can use my lighter.....bitch.
? Person to Sharon: Did you know your daughter's a lesbian?..Sharon: Yeah, she fucked your daughter last night.
? Danielle: Kati what else? *Danielle falls out of chair*
? *Steffanie picks up phone book* Steffanie: Let's look through this yearbook.
? Will you hand me my douchebag
? A man's best friend is his pedophile
? We're going to show these bitches how it's done! flalallalallalalal
? And that's MacDaddy!
? The Stunner Shades.
? We go to the cm..and its boring..so we go to taco bell..and if thats boring..we go to wal-mart..and if thats boring we go back to the cm...YEA!
? When push comes to shove its Danielle in a trash can
? When it comes to Christmas its Meagan in a midget sweater
? When it comes to making love its Kayla in the bushes
?Kayla is so gross the garbage man won't even give her the big eye!
? Look out for the shizzles!
? Danielle:Damn, Kayla:shit, Meagan:Fuck, Whitney:Lifes a bitch!
? Nurse bob says hi
? Mad claps for the idyot!
? Meagan your hair is ORANGE!
? Call him! He doesn't have a home.
? Where is he..where the hell is Jeremy!
? He's a stalker.
? Answer your damn phone Danielle! That chicken is annoying!
? I'm a grounded whore!
? Kayla is a drunken whore!
? and Meagan..is a good girl!
? Give me a picture of your grill!!!
? What teacher goes to the cm?!? PETERSEN!
? STFU!
? Carleys a whore..no really you are hahahahaha
? We "got" new things!
? Meagans most used phrase "I don't get it!"
? Kaylas most used phrase "Why would you do that?"
? Danielles most used phrase "(something about) TROY"
? Your ass is little specs of dirt in the carpet on a hot Thursday evening in the middle of December with a pencil 10 ft. to the left, not the right, the left, somewhere around China and Alaska..and I'm the Stanley Steamer!!!
? She's wearing them AGAIN!
? Danielle: I really want to play in the play place..Brianna: We're too BIG for the play place!
? That makes me happy!
? *raises hand*
? Danielle your sidepack is on the wrong side!!
? Meagan: Did you leave that stereo on, Kayla:Yea, wait..where are my glasses..Meagan:In the room, go get 'em, Kayla: WELL FUCK!
? I'm tellin ya to zip up my jacket baby!
? Wanna try my paper trick?
? Look it up on the yellow pages!!
? Hey Kayla...Hey what...*silence*
? That was random...
? He's old, and hes fatter...YOU GUYS ARE SO RUDE!
? That was gross...so was that...ew that was too!
? me+meagan=cm
? well we got some whole rests
? I love it when ppl think they fit in with someones group..its quite entertaining to watch
? Get out the water guns!!!
? Look at those cows...hmm..*2hours later* umm kati where are we...Kati: idk lets ask this person...*asks* WE'RE IN LEXINGTON..WE WALKED TO EFFIN LEXINGTON..WE'RE GONNA DIE!
? A POT OF WEED!
? *kicks wall* DARN DOOR!
? Its yours- TAKE IT!
? Voldemort..what? Voldemort..what? five DON'T SAY FIVE!
? Lets go get some breakfast...YEA! french toast smothered in syrup....You know what they call french toast in Paris? TOAST! no! prus parde!
? I'm gonna moo like a cow..*cow moos* THATS AWESOME! Kati: Let me try..I'm gonna moo like a cow *chicken cawks*..dammit!
? *SINGS TO COWS* "don't stop..beleiving!"
? I called you twice!!!
? Danielle: Whats that noise...Cameron: I dont kno but its getting on my nerves... Kati: What noise?
? Person: Coming to my party? Danielle: Party? Kati: What party? Where? We should have a party!
? Danielle: Okay where's that voldemort thing..i kno its on here .. Kati: Wal-Mart?
? Danielle: I love you Kati... Cameron: What did you say?
? Awkward moment of silence.
? GOD GEORGE!
? You look beautiful and
? Your mom is sorta gay or
? I like you but
? I learned how to play guitar and (Nuh-uh really!?)
? We named him Norman. "Her name is Precious"
? Try as I may I could never explain "explain" what i feel "what i feel" when you dont "you dont" say a thing "a thing"
? Hi my name is Ed. Special Ed hahahahaha
? Lesbians are gay.
? AH A GIANT MIDGET!
? The voices. Nuff said.
? Just walk away.
? Are you from South Africa too? SAY MY NAME!
? *Looks at car on right with a screaming face*
? This may take a while, I'm a little slow and fat right now.
? *screams while on a ride going in circles* Donald! Donald! Donald! Donald! AH Donald stop the fucking ride she's throwing up. *gets off ride* Donald to Kati: Feeling better now?" Danielle: She'll feel better if you give me your number" **Donald gives Danielle number**
? Can I get yo digits?
? I didnt CATCH your name.
? Sean-Jon: Man its hot out here. Danielle: That's cuz you're out here...FUCK DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD!
? I gay ew fy dolla!
? eggeeh shovel
? Do you want a cookie..Do you want a graham cracker...Would you like a fucking froot loop?!?
? You know what I think *spits* That's what I think!
? He broke your arm by falling on you!
? *glazes* We didnt steal the truck and go to werewolf rd. and see 4 cars stopped on the side of the road and have to find an awkward place to turn around while listening to a7x...what are you talking about?
? 4 am on the 2nd day...I'm hungry...me too....Breakfast time.
? Points to the word breast.
? AH I feel good...
? bom bom...beep beep....bop bop...DING!
? Kati: Danielle It wont come! Danielle: Kati its not that hard just grab it and pull.
? Kati: This is how the straws are. Danielle: I usually pull mine out and blow it.. Kati: I usually leave mine on and suck it.
? One day you're acting like a complete retard in front of a hot guy....the next day you're riding home from the corn maze with him!
? Walks through drive thru.
? Hangs up on Kati..UH-OH!
? Danielle: God Kati you always ruin jokes. Kati: On a hot summer day.
? I didnt steal your AH!!! IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE! boyfriend
? Kati: Danielle the headlights are not on. Danielle: Yea they are. Both: Get run off road.
? Interviewer: And what is your job. Interviewee: I am the Elephant Pooper. Scooper. Interviewer: And how do you do that. Interviewee: I scoop the Elephant poop. Interviewer: Fascinating. Interviewee:Yes I know.
? You're fucking ugly!! Yea well You're A fucking TOMATOE! ooh burn...
? *both*STOP IT! ITS YOUR FAULT! STOP IT! ITS YOUR FAULT! STOP TALKING! I'M NOT GONNA STOP TALKING, YOU STOP TALKING, I'M NOT GONNA STOP TALKING, YOU STOP TALKING, STOP IT, STOP IT, OOH AWW HOW CAN YOU DO THAT! THATS IMPOSSIBLE! THAT'S PIMP AS HELL! HEY!!!
? Pinky!!!
? Its a marker...no its a pencil...no its super pen dahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahDAH!
? Kati pushes Danielles head into water fountain. Danielle: I'll get you back. *30 seconds later* Danielle pushes Kati's head into water fountain. Danielle: Paybacks are a bitch.
? God dammit!!!
? You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
? Oops! Did I do it again?
? Baby cant you see, I'm starvin, a cow like you should start running, its dangerous...but I'm starvin'
? ALVIRA
? Boy do I hope.
? Big Buckin Chicken
? *Slushee fight* then *Lemonade dumped on Danielle's head.*
? Kati and Danielle tied together by jump rope *kati falls down big hill next to highway* *Danielle drops phone into middle of highway* *Car driving at 50mph towards Danielle's cell phone* Kati: NO MY CELL PHONE...O wait thats yours... Danielle: MY CELL PHONE *runs to get it* *barely survives* *wants to strangle Kati but is laughing to hard*
? Kati falls into hell...fuck you see what happens when you have a stuffed up nose!
? Momma Sharon: What are you doing sneaking boys over. Kati: We thought you would be gone. Danielle: Please just play along until my mom leaves. Momma Sharon: Alright. *Danielles mom leaves.* Kati and Danielle: so how long can they stay? Momma Sharon: I'll take them home later tonight.
? Scaley
? *Kati and Danielle running in floaties in the rain* Mom: Danielle If I catch you off this porch one more time your coming in for good! *Danielle runs off porch*
? Mom: Dont get in that lake! Danielle: We wont we're just going on a boat ride. *Danielle and Kati jump in lake, runs inside and changes clothes before mom can see.*
? Kati: Danielle be ready when we get there we're on our way. *Danielle runs to dads car and sits inside, slouches down* Kati and Momma Sharon pull up. *sit for 30 seconds. Kati gets out to go knock on front door* *Danielle leaps out of dads car and runs and steals the front seat* *Kati returns pissed but laughing*
? OUGH! MY EYE! IT BURNS!
? O' Dixie Lee...How you serve thee.
? Is it sunny outside?
? I like the Wal-Mart Parking Lot
? He probly got a hard-on
? Beginning of mosh pit....End of mosh pit
? He's a bad kisser just to warn you...*later* SO how was it...(he's done some improving since your day!)
? Danielle goes for those older guys...yea i do!
? I'M GOING TO FIND SOMEONE TO MAKE OUT WITH TONIGHT....*accomplishment*
? Put a smile on put a smile on...oops wrong resturaunt
? Danielle: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Kati: Allow me 1, 2, 3 *Danielle counts w/different number's 5, 8, 21, 65* Kati: Bob bang you *throws sucker in trash and runs* Danielle: The world may never know.
? Kati, do you remember this....Kati: No...20 min. later...WHERE IN THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!
? Mother: Danielle where did all those keys come from? Danielle: Me and Kati stole them out of cars at her gma's house. Mother: What if they need to move those or sell them what are you going to do? Danielle: That won't be happening.
? Don't worry, we have four wheel drive!
? Mom: The salt they put on these roads really helped. Derek: Yea, I bet I could do 60. Mom: Derek there are still slick spots. Derek: Yea, I know, I bet I could do 58 *turns on windshield wipers* I don't know why I did that.
? Look at this! We're going to have to stop
? I think I just peed on myself a little
? Matt you effin had your hair in a moehawk at the beginning of the concert. Matt-No I didn't. The rest of the band-He really didn't. Danielle and Heather- YES YOU DID!
? What did you do this weekend? Made fun of Anna Nicole Smiths' death
? *Danielle runs across frozen lake* Heather-DANIELLE *Heather runs after*
? I'm James Fritter Bitch
? If that floats your boat...he just pulled out a boat!!!
? I died doing the double
? How'd You Die? Deer..True Story
? Uh-Boom BOOM!
? Rolla Coasta of LOOOOVE
? What movie is this? *answers at same time* Final Destination 3
? Do you beleive in fortunes?
? If you don't chew Big Red Gum then FUCK YOU!
? Nice Shelf
? Throws Jacket...I practice that
? Knigger
? Does this look niggerish to you?
? Dude, where's my cart?
? It's the mole!
? Hott Hott Hott Hott
? Go Smoke another pack or Drive under the influence or something?
? You used to be such a good girl {yea, damn you fucking caught me}
? I mean...ya know
? When I put it in the back I got them momma's sayin Dammit man, when i put it in their mouth i got them momma's saying uhrerereh.
? Okay Dokay?? Okay Dokay!!!
? Kati: And he got mad at her and hit a golf ball at her head and it split it open. Danielle: OMG THAT'S HORRIBLE! Kati: I know, good aim though.
? Pedal Danielle Pedal!
? Tragedy: Family Dead Due to Flammible Piss
? Hey Danielle, was that water tower there when we first passed it? Danielle: No, I think it's a sign. OMG I FOUND GOD!
? Kati: There's this group of people that believe that if you walk through a pile of snakes without getting bit then you're going to heaven. Danielle: You wanna walk through a pile of snakes? Kati: NOOO Danielle: Why do you not trust god's decision Kati do you not trust him! You're going to hell now, cuz you won't walk through a fucking pile of snakes
? Kati: OH My Danielle: God!
? Danielle: We have so many inside jokes Kati: Yea, I think we have more than anyone Danielle: NO!, I had to get an effin scroll bar for them!
? Kati: Hello Danielle: Hello Kati: Hi Danielle: Hi Kati: What are you doing? Danielle: Scrolling.
? Didn't you hear? I'm a fatass ugly lying bitch.
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? Aaron: Man I'm not going to tell you guys when my birthday is cuz I wouldn't want this to happen to me...APRIL 15TH!!!
? All the hot guys are gay. That's gay.
? Dick Root.
? That's totally going on my Myspace!
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