I'd like to meet:
Jesus, but I'd have to shower first.
Music:
They Might Be Giants, Tom Waits, The Decemberists, Charlie Parr, Old Crow Medicine Show, The Proclaimers, Gogol Bordello, Hank Williams III, The White Stripes, The Bittersweet, Squirrell Nut Zippers, Harry Connick Jr.
Movies:
Bio-Dome, The 13th Warrior, 5th element, The Road Warrior, The Way of the Gun, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Boondock Saints, Jungle Book (cartoon version).
Television:
The O.C., nothing else
Books:
Byzantium, My Harley Davidson Service Manual, The Onion, the alphabet of manliness(strongly recommend, though I practically wrote the book on...nevermind)
Heroes:
Anyone who climbs trees, then poops out of them.