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Telly Nice

About Me

Balls-to-the-walls Gordon Lightfoot fan, into jean cut-offs and Toffifay. My lifelong passions are collecting Franklin Mint US Secretary of the Treasury Commemorative Plates (come on Greenspan!) and erotic archery. Some day I hope to set the clock on my VCR - I mean, what is the deal with that?! Don't ever cross me - I do karates.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The entire original cast of Small Wonder...except for the little robot girl, cuz fuck robots...

My Blog

Kevin Williams: Rancho 1, Everyday 0

in an attempt to be the bigger man, i recently visited kevin in portland. while staying with him, he was more of a gracious host than i thought possible from the likes of him. he kept a stea...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:42:00 GMT

Kevin Williams: Back in the Saddle.....Fucktard

do you know how close we just came to death? 'cause we didreal closeand it was a pretty fucked up set of circumstances that got us there. none of that global warming shite. not an Iranian-Chinese co...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:08:00 GMT

Kevin Williams: He's A Whore

masochist. you want me to write another blog? after a placid weekend of reconciliation and truth? well, my fellow reverend and recent ex-best comrade, the sadist in me certainly can't g...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 17:06:00 GMT

Kevin Williams: No, I didn't forget.

fucker.  i want to crush out cigars on this dude's no-nos.  we go out to some show, and of course, he insists on buying a can of peanuts.  not like i don't know where this is going...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 17:39:00 GMT

Kevin Williams: De-Elect in '06

i know kevin dosen't hold an elected office. i know he is in no real position of power.  i know he contributes nothing to society. but isn't there some way we, as a people, can demote ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 22:56:00 GMT

Kevin Williams: Now I've had it.

this guy just dosen't know when to quit!  fuck to me?  oh yeah?  well, fuck to you and your poor oral hygiene, ya sad bastard!  "owww, my tooth hurts."  oh yeah - like&n...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 19:18:00 GMT

Kevin Williams: What's with this guy?

so we went over to kevin's the other night.  no big deal, just gonna watch some movies.   you know, up until that night, i had no idea what a total douchebag kevin williams really is.&n...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 10:51:00 GMT