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Unless its mad, passionate, extraordinary love, its a waste of time. There are too many mediocre thi

About Me

I AM THE MOST SPONTANEOUS, RANDOM, HYPERACTIVE, ACCIDENT PRONE, HILARIOUS, HAPHAZARDOUS, LUCKY, CASUAL, LOVING, CARING FRIEND YOU'LL EVER HAVE AND MEET.I HAVE AN AMAZING BOYFRIEND, AARON, WHO MEANS THE WORLD FOR ME. I HAVE SEVERAL BEST FRIENDS I'D DO ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD FOR. I CHERISH EVERYONE THATS CLOSE TO ME. I'M THE PROUD OWNER OF AN AMAZING JACK RUSSELL, KAMPER. I NEVER MEET A STRANGER. I'M ALWAYS DOWN FOR A GOOD TIME, HOWEVER I ALSO ENJOY A NIGHT IN AS WELL. I LOVE TO TRAVEL AND TRY TO EVERY CHANCE I GET. I LOVE CHANGE. I HAVE A.D.D. EXTEREMELY BAD. I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH EVEN IF ITS AT EXPENSE OF MYSELF. I LOVE LAUGHING TILL I CRY. I'M ALWAYS IN CONSTANT RANDOM THOUGHT. LLAMAS MAKE ME SMILE =). I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO FIND FUN IN THE SMALL THINGS IN LIFE. I RARELY TAKE ANYTHING W/ MORE THAN A GRAIN OF SALT. I RARELY EVER SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF. AND I DONT CRY OVER SPILLED MILK. I DONT MIX W/ DRAMA AND WILL NOT PARTICIPATE!! I JUST LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND WHAT EVER HAPPENS..HAPPENS. IN MARCH OF 09 I FOUND OUT I'M GONNA BE A MOM! AARON AND I BOTH ARE SUPER STOKED AND LOOKING FORWARD TO THE LITTLE BUNDLE OF BOY (lol, hopefully) TO ARRIVE NOV 17. SO FAR THE PREGNANCY HAS JUST BEEN A WHOLE LOT OF "NEWNESS" HOWEVER IT SEEMS LIKE I GET MORE AND MORE EXCITED EVERYDAY. I'LL KEEP ALL YALL UPDATED AND OF COURSE THERE'LL BE PICS ;) This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? Go get one!

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25 random things about me *REVISED*

1. I truely believe I have a special connection w/ dogs. Kinda like the dog whisper, lol. For instance at the vet I can connect w/ the crazy outta control dogs that seem unmanageable. I don't know how...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:36:00 GMT

THANK YOU for all the emails over the years..

THIS IS REALLY FUNNY ! ! ..TR>       I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year.   I am totally s...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 05:23:00 GMT

Women Turning 30!

Turning 30 by Andy Rooney This is for all you girls 30 years and over....and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's! This was written by Andy Rooney from...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:35:00 GMT

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Classic!!!!!! Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considere...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:55:00 GMT

FUNNY SURGERY UPDATE, SORTA....

'M GOING FUCKING NUTBALLS NOT BEING ABLE TO WALK, DRIVE, SHOWER, SHAVE ANYTHING BY MYSELF BUT I'M MANAGING....I HAD A FUNNY STORY FOR YALL AND I'M SURE THAT ALL THAT KNOW ME CAN SEE THIS HAPPENING. I ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 19:05:00 GMT

A GOOD ONE...

READ THIS VERY SLOWLY... IT'S PRETTY PROFOUND. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was co...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:24:00 GMT

TWO GLASSES OF WINE!!!!!!!!

TWO GLASSES OF WINE_ When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine theory... A professor stood b...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:47:00 GMT

HAD TO POST about the farting spider.

OK So this has CRACKED me up so MAYBE it will make you smile this a.m.I'm dead asleep and my freaking smoke detector goes off! I'm up in like negative 2 seconds and trying to fumble for a light switch...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:11:00 GMT

You Are Not My Friend. [good read]

written by Joel Stein for TIME.   In the pre-internet days, neither of us would have even thought of calling each other friends. We'd have called ourselves friends of friends who met once and yet...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:09:00 GMT

THE GOAT...

Ok so since I keep getting emails and comments about the goat, I figured that a blog would be easiest. As most of you all know Joey got me a goat for Valentines. I know you're thinking wtf, why a goat...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:06:00 GMT