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Vilentsage

All you M'effers think you're Al Green. Your S*#t is weak!

About Me

Just as uninteresting and devoid of any real freedoms as the next. Living life on a rail but to a better soundtrack though. Its Carnal Choas between the sheets.

Visit My City! http://sithberg.myminicity.com

My Interests

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The Dark Knight, old people, pron, corvette, films, Nintendo - a sad fanboy. Like i said, nothing to offer. My boxer Chasey Lain is my heart and soul, she may be the only unconditional love i've ever found in this spinning wasteland of breeding, purchasing , and consuming.

I'd like to meet:

The illustrious HWF announcer : Edward "The Tink" Tinkal (done), Any Sith Lord, , Chasey Lain, Daniel Myer (done), Vin Diesel (so sexy voice), the transporter, Mr. Myamoto and Mr. Iwata of Nintendo, Ron Jeremy(done)

Give me rupees!!!

Music:

Haujobb,dismantled, destroid, imperative reaction, VAC, toxic coma, red elvises, echo image, suicide commando, stochastic theory, mindless self indulgence, rotorsand, johnny cash, parellel project, SITD, wolfsheim, wumpscut, assemblage 23, vnv, apop, covenant, KMFDM, PIG, psychic tv, download, architect, tear garden, closet madonna fan(sammy d sr. still owes me a liscense plate holder, icon of coil, grendel, monochrome, panzer ag, digital underground, dr. octagon, lights of euphoria, leather strip, soft cell, skid row, guns n roses, nin, epsilon minus, Amduscia, parallel project, iris, seabound, combichrist, culture kultur, emilie autumn, and one, cruxshadows, NNN, aerodrone, moving units, combichrist, funker vogt, grendel, frozen plasma, mesh, de/vision, and other junk no one seems to be too fond of.

Movies:

Holy Trilogy (star wars), BATMAN BEGINS, superman returns, Angel-A, crank, district b13, beerfest, dark crystal, pans labrynth, labrynth, azumi,toxic avenger, blow, fear and loathing in las vegas, bubba hotep, tarantino, the wraith, troma, requiem for a dream, bill and ted, indiana jones, bad taste, evil dead, superman 1+2, batman 1+2, donnie darko, legend of billie jean, six string samurai, house of 1000 corpses, i spit on your grave, phantasm, speedtribe, pie, cube, tetsuo, ichi the killer, evil dead trap, eraserhead, mullholand drive, spider, videodrome, crash, old school, eurotrip, walk the line, waking the dead, devils rejects, cronenberg,

Television:

NIP TUCK, Nascar in high definition, hell's kitchen, house, ninja warrior, attack of the show, trigger happy tv, simpsons, idiot box, kids in the hall, knight rider, ateam, twilight zone, family guy, futurama,

Books:

Thief of Always. Make Love! the Bruce Campbell Way, Looking Glass Wars, Seeing Redd, Vellum, Maul, Living next door to the god of love, twilight, new moon, eclipse. jenna jameson biography(splendid) looking forward to reading traci lords'. running with scissors, generation slut, hagakure, thief of always, hellbound heart, gorin no sho, wicked. i'm weird, i'll get on a kick where i will read several books back to back then stop in the middle of one and not read for months

Heroes:

vinny d ( vin deisel or vin diccio take your pic), chris barret the original (though i realized the dream first), knightwing (chris barret clone), yoda, batman, any corvette driver (specifically a C6 Z06). KelliMiiPeep. as demanded.

My Blog

we are at Woody’s!!!!!

so there are three computers here at Woody's but two dont have internet connections. posh 2008 right. so anywho, we spent the day shopping at the Walk, then i lost 20 dollars on star wars penny s...
Posted by Vilentsage on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:03:00 PST

Cole Bros Circus

    so the night began like any other : boring day at work. planned on coming home and relaxing. ryan was going to come over to watch super troopers. jules worked till 11pm. randy was o...
Posted by Vilentsage on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:49:00 PST

The Cure

When I was 17 years old, I traveled by limo with 6 girls to the Tower Theater. Our driver had a fake British accent and nearly got attacked when he stopped, and got out of limo leaving us sitting in m...
Posted by Vilentsage on Sun, 11 May 2008 07:15:00 PST

Leah upset me

Leah gave me some lip the other night so i flew out to Utah and punched her face in. Looks like she took a spoon to a shovel fight. Serves her right!...
Posted by Vilentsage on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 05:27:00 PST

Wii-Tard

So I realize that I am a geek but I have never argued otherwise. As denoted by the new default pic, I am clearly a Wii-Tard. Now, while i have been a Nintendo, the Big N, fanboy all my life, ( is ther...
Posted by Vilentsage on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:35:00 PST

tales from the nursing home

so there is an african dishwasher, complete with great accent. she was washing dishes today. i went to nursing, got a depends diaper, and filled it with brownie mix i was working on. looked priceless....
Posted by Vilentsage on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:18:00 PST

tales from the nursing home

i went to the dining room to check on the girl setting up. not noticing the hunched over old lady i yeeled: "you ok?" the lady nearly had a heart attack and jumped higher then her walker dependent leg...
Posted by Vilentsage on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:31:00 PST

familiar traps

Well one year later, I find myself in a very familiar place. Life is a very funny thing. I stand alone on a battlefield staring at the sea. My wholesome friends are moving. My closest friend is search...
Posted by Vilentsage on Mon, 15 May 2006 06:29:00 PST

the great american novel away message

i dislike away messages that require scrolling, quote hundreds of songs, movies, books, etc. i have nothing against using a quote from some sort of media that might summise a feeling, or recount some ...
Posted by Vilentsage on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 10:10:00 PST

Tales from the Nursing Home

One of the residents has been increasingly irritable over the past few days. What  began as dirty looks on saturday, throwing food on Sunday, excalated to unacceptable highs on Monday. After bein...
Posted by Vilentsage on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 04:26:00 PST