allenlowjoker.exe [utg] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Allen
My full name is Allen Edward Thomas
I love music
It's the greatest art form to be put into cd/tape/record/8-track/mp3 format
I hope to be graced by the business in the near future
Watch, your children will be fans if they like crap.
I love going to shows, if you see me at one be sure to insult me
I'll buy you a drink or something if I know you
Or probably just sock you in the face
I love women
And I'm kind of flirtatious, but that doesnt matter because I'm not gonna hit on you over the internet
Thats just sad
I am very cocky, but not about my looks
I'm a smooth talker
I think I'm funny, if I happen to tell a joke be sure to put "lol" or something of that nature
It helps my self-esteem
Dont try to impress me with fake displays of musical intelligence
It's not hard to tell if you know what you're talking about
I wont respond to your comments always, please dont be offended by it
If you send me another one I'll try my hardest to remember that we're conversing
I prefer talking in real life honestly
You get your point across better when you're face-to-face
Yeah, I am a very sarcastic person, it's gotten me in trouble many times
I'm writing a biography about myself now so I'm gonna stop
- Random Nigga
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My Interests

Life
Music
Women
the Straight-Edge
Religion
You

Music:

Now Listening:

Weekly favorites (artists)

Weekly favorites (albums)

Hip Hop
Living Legends, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Blue Scholars, Mr. Lif, People Under The Stairs, Cunninlynguists, MF Doom, Madlib (Quasimoto), Jurassic 5, Lightheaded, The Roots, A Tribe Called Quest, Pharcyde, Hieroglyphics, Souls Of Mischief, Brother Ali, Pete Philly & Perquisite, Jay-Z, Goodie Mob, Outkast, Tonedeff, Oh No, Little Brother, Z-Ro, Trae, UGK, Strange Fruit Project, Nicolay, Edan, The Procussions, Big L, Lord Finesse, Masta Ace, etc.

Metal(of some sort)
Discordance Axis, Between The Buried And Me, Norma Jean, The Chariot, Every Time I Die, Postmortem Promises, Behold... The Arctopus, Psyopus, Ion Dissonance, Look What I Did, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Converge, Carcass, Anal Cunt, Me And Him Call It Us, Despised Icon, HORSE The Band, August Burns Red, SikTh, Architects, Fear Before The March Of Flames, Car Bomb, Pig Destroyer, Electro Quarterstaff, Genghis Tron, Thriller, Lye By Mistake, Johnny Truant, etc.

Hardcore
Have Heart, Blacklisted, Guns Up!, Champion, Ceremony, Sinking Ships, Shipwreck, xREPRESENTx, Bracewar, xLooking Forwardx, Meltdown, Internal Affairs, Give Up The Ghost/American Nightmare, Ten Yard Fight, Floorpunch, Final Fight, Killing The Dream, Ambitions, Allegiance, Cold World, Outbreak, Soulcontrol, Go It Alone, Verse, Trash Talk, Iron Age, etc.

Screamo
Daitro, Indian Summer, iwrotehaikusaboutcanniballisminyouryearbook, Circle Takes The Square, Ampere, Joshua Fit For Battle, pg. 99, Reversal Of Man, Jeromes Dream, Daniel-Striped Tiger, Mass Movement Of The Moth, Raien, Yaphet Koto, Antioch Arrow, Xochtil, Hot Cross (meh..), Usurp Synapse, Combatwoundedveteran, The Kodan Armada, etc.

Indie
Portugal. The Man, Minus The Bear, Pinback, Tom Vek, Animal Collective, Death cab For Cutie, The Album Leaf, Interpol, Brazil, Bearvs.shark, Ad Astra Per Aspera, Silversun pickups, For The Mathematics, Brand New, These arms Are Snakes (?), You Say Party! We Say Die!, Cursive, etc.

Everything else...
The Fall Of Troy, The Mars Volta, Deftones, The Locust, Daughters, Some Girls, Thrice, The Blood Bros., Neon Blonde, Holy Molar, Matchbook Romance, Motion City Soundtrack, Moneen, Alexisonfire, Tera Melos, Explosions In The Sky, Team Sleep, As Cities Burn, Natsumen, Nobuo Uematsu, Dustin Kensrue, City And Colour, Daft Punk, Justice, MSTRKRFT, !Forward Russia!, Coheed And Cambria, Circa Survive, The Dear Hunter, The Receiving End Of Sirens, Battles, At The Drive-In, As Tall As Lions, 65daysofstatic, Rx Bandits, etc.

Heroes:

Ronald Thomas is my Hero.

My Blog

I figure I should share my insight on relationships as well...

So seeing as my friends have been enlightened on how they feel they've made many mistakes throughout the past year in their relationships. I thought I'd do my own introspection of myself and tell you ...
Posted by allenlowjoker.exe [utg] on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 08:20:00 PST

In retrospect, I have a lot of thanks to give to my ex’s...

I've done a few girls wrong and I've gotten done wrong and I guess they even each other out. But I feel like I should thank them all (or just a few) for teaching me something about myself and other fe...
Posted by allenlowjoker.exe [utg] on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:47:00 PST

First Impressions.

A while back me and my mother were having a discussion on how the way I dress makes me look to other people.Now for those of you who know me, I'm pretty out there (if I could say so myself). I dont re...
Posted by allenlowjoker.exe [utg] on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:46:00 PST

What I learned at River Of Life.

Some of these I will go into detail about, some are just given.1. There are still white folks out there who are amazed when they find out that black people listen to rock music.I dont think I've ever ...
Posted by allenlowjoker.exe [utg] on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:09:00 PST

Dear Seniors of 2007,

Instead of going into all of that sentimental shit and all that I'll get to the point. I got some friends, all of ya'll seniors that will be making your way out so I can go and get my senioritis on. l...
Posted by allenlowjoker.exe [utg] on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:36:00 PST

Didnt know what to call this one.

I was on myspace one day, and I came across this quote: "No matter what situation you're in. Whenever a guy and a girl are together alone there is always sexual tension. It may be your best friend or ...
Posted by allenlowjoker.exe [utg] on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST

Jealousy is a bitch, aint it?

I find it hard to be jealous about things, at least relationship-wise. I mean, why get mad about something when there are so many other somethings out there? It all seems kinda crazy to me. But every ...
Posted by allenlowjoker.exe [utg] on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:47:00 PST

.....Love?..... (This entire Blog is IMO)

So here's the deal. I'm talkin with my girlfriend and it get's late. I'm feelin sleepy and all so here's how it goes:Me: Hey baby, I'm feelin kinda drowsy. Imma head to bed, alright?Lady: N...
Posted by allenlowjoker.exe [utg] on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:03:00 PST

Let me clear a few things up.....

Alright lately I've been havin a few issues in terms of my beliefs and all this so let me explain cause trust me, no matter what you think you know, you dont know a damn thing. - Yes I am a christian....
Posted by allenlowjoker.exe [utg] on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 06:54:00 PST

"Signs" vs. The Low Joker

NOTE: I have decided to type this blog without putting a single swear word. Its not a bet or nothing like that. Its just a personal goal :].I've decided to rant about something that plagues me as a ma...
Posted by allenlowjoker.exe [utg] on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:25:00 PST