Sleepless nights and late afternoons. No one answers the phone.(Ring, ring, ring... please leave a message after the tone). Black coffee and cigarettes. Coffee Addict. I like the isolation. "When are you going to move out?", she says. Ignore. I stopped taking my pills. Why? Cause I'm invincible. Prozac, Risperdal, Lithium, Paxil, Wellbutrin, etc. [ANTI]depressants. I like to take my brother's pills. Adderall is my amigo. I've never broken a single bone in my body. I purposely put a staple in my thumb. It didn't hurt. It hurt when I crashed at 60 mph. I could have died? OH WELL! I slipped and fell on my head, and blacked out. I woke up several hours later in a hospital bed. Why do things like to aim for my skull? Cabinets, concrete, bird poop, television sets, spitballs, soccer balls, cups, etc. My bones are made of glass and my skin is paper. Every morning I break my legs. Every afternoon I break my arms and every night I wait for my heart attacks to put me to sleep. I ♥ alcohol. It makes me forget. Courage in a bottle. Everyone has problems. Don't they? I am the only one of my kind. I'm a burden, so I'm told. I am my parents mistake. Sorry! I have chronic headaches. I take 800mg of Ibuprofen. I'm a black cactus killer. I'm quiet. Sneaking up and scaring people is fun. I'm highly suspect. Watch Out! ASSHOLE! SHIT! I scared my parents with my fever induced hallucinations. "HE'S RIGHT THERE!". Gorillas tried attacking me from the attic. Under the blankets is where it's safe. Sleeping kills time. Sleeping pills time. Tick-Tock. I like to cook. Asparagus Boy. I cook dead animals. Dictionaries are interesting. Español. (Daydreamer). Soon I will disappear. LAZY DAYS. I eat pixie stick paper. Once I banged my toe so hard, I killed my nail. Metal against metal hurts my eardrums. I like the smell of detergent. I can taste the chlorine in H20(water). My heart is an empty room. -LOVE-. On rainy days, I would soak the kids by running over BIG puddles of water. HEH HEH HEH. {FUCKer}. Learning is great. I love to watch cartoons. SUDOKU BITCHES. Field trips to abandoned buildings. Driving through a big city at night. Let's throw things. I dislike the phone. I like to DIY. (LOST IMAGINATION). My cat had five kitties and my brother smushed one. Bastardo! I'm scared of wasps. One stung me in the forehead once and my grandmother sucked the venom out. I can't speak my mind. BLAH. BLAH. Ever hear things that aren't really there? I'm a Creep. Organization is key! Phantom of the Tollbooth, any one? Pick me, I'm the one. Ever been to the Doldrums? Let's go to Dictionopolis! 'Sigh' Magnifying glasses can be used to burn ants. I always got lost in amusement parks. I like to wander off. Crybaby. I'd give it all away, just to have somewhere to go to. Fuck it, I'll live in the jungle. Seriously. I keep making this to-do list, but nothing gets crossed out. I walk with my head down. People think I'm always sad/mad. Am I? Who cares. Use your BRAIN. Dreams are nice. Plastic bags do not work as parachutes. I've fallen off the top of a bunk bed. Owwwwwww. Go to hell. Let's have iced tea. But I'll remember not to let it taste like bag. When I grow up I want to be a ______. I want to be the surgeon who cuts you open and fixes all of lifes mistakes. {Cause/Effect} I like to hear, "I LOVE YOU". I'll eat a ghost, just give me a yellow pellet. I've starved for a week, it wasn't bad. [What's the sound of a gag reflex?] I hate my life. People are mean and selfish. I miss school. I like Biology(Dissection). My parents let me play Nintendo® till three in the morning. My mom made me a "finger" sandwich. I bought a turtle once, he only had one eye. He had a money back guarantee of the full purchase price.{$$$$}. I had a fish named Fax Machine, he died. Homicide? Suicide? It's an unsolved mystery. That show scared me as a child. I love to think. Sometimes I don't give a fuck. Sometimes I do give a fuck. End transmission.
