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JESUS,NAS,LL COOL J,Jesse Duplantis,Joel Osteen,OUTKAST, and Lupe Fiasco !I put this here fa my cali fam... MEMPHIS!!!!!YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MEMPHIS WHEN:-When you see a liquor store on one side of the street and a church on the other side.-Everyone you know either works at FedEx or has worked there.-You swerve madly to avoid pedestrians walking in the middle of Poplar/Union-You knew not to go into Overton Park after dark-When our crime rate is something we strive to be tops in every year.-The main attraction at the most expensive hotel are ducks-You know a "cousin" of Justin Timberlake- Everyone runs outside at the sight of the first snowflake!-Jungle Juice is your favorite drink in the entire world!-When you turn off your stereo,and hear your neighbor's stereo on the same station!-You know that 107.5 will change names every year without fail..-You have "free cable"-You know Brooks Road is the best place to pick up really friendly girls..-You know that MusicFest = Mudfest-You ever used aluminum foil to make a fake grill-You know someone with hubcap spinners-You've had your picture taken by the begger on beale street.. or you have taken your picture with him-Prince Mongo & Jerry "The King" Lawler are on the Mayors ballot-You went to the Mall of Murder, Ice Skated, and survived to tell about it!-You have waited for 4 hours to get a drivers license or have your car inspected..-You know what the Dirty Dova is.-Beale street is what you look forward to when you turn 21.-You dont really care about the Grizzlies, but you love the TIGERS!- You understand what Makin Easy Money Pimpin Hoes Is Serious really stands for (Three 6 Mafia said it, and that is the way we are going to keep it! Its not Makin Easy Money Pimpin Hoes In Stlye, Its 'Is Serious'... So keep your damn mouth shut).That spells MEMPHIS, for all you retards who didn't understand!-Three Six Mafia, Project Pat, Frayser boy, Yo Gotti, Nasty Nardo, Al Kapone, 8 Ball & MJG is real rap.-You know what real Barbecue is.-Nonconnah means Autobahn-You're scared of Germantown Cops- Someone in your family has an Elvis story-Your're proud of the number one violent crime rate Memphis holds. Because that means you survived living in Memphis.-Rednecks or not, we still can kick your azz.-Our tap water is like your Evian.-Our mayor does drugs, how hardcore is that?-Goin muddin' is a sport-You drive like your gonna kill everyone else.- The weather doesn't go with the season.-You know the paradiso is the movie theater filled with 3rd grade prostitutes wearing mini skirts and tube tops.-You just call the Mississippi "The River."- You didn't know that the Old Bridge and the New Bridge had names.-You've seen all the members of Saliva at Wal-Mart.-You've had to switch the thermostat from heat to air in the same day- You can say "Take Poplar" and get anywhere from anywhere.-You know you can make it anywhere in memphis in "about 15 minutes"- You call the city a shithole, but you'll fight any out-of-towners that agree with you.-You know Going South or to the boats means you are going to the casinos.-You know what is means to "Bleed blue and grey"-You still call it Memphis State-You know that if you live anywhere in the city limits you're only a street or two away from ghetto.-You know that McAllisters is the best place to get Sweet Tea!-You have had multiple bikes stolen from your garage!!!-Somebody says "201", the first thing that comes to mind aint got nothin to do with a clock. I bet you'd be hard pressed to find another city where everyone in the city knows the street address of the jail!... ha ha so true 201 poplar-You use words and phrases like "damn right", stout", "junt", "she goin", "kinfolk", "killa fye head", "gettin cap", "checkin'","Yeah, Yeah!!", "gettin skully", "chiefin", "fie", and end sentences wit "foo", "BRUH" & "manne" and end roasts(talkin about a person) wit "lookin azz"-You have a whole "Play" family which includes: 2 Play brothaz that you always kick it with, 1 play sista u can depend on, 2or 3 Play mamaz that are allowed to whoop yo azz...-You know somebody's uncle or cousin who bootlegs Cdz...and DVDz-You remember Stan Bell doin' the Roll Call on K97 every evening at 6:30 and was crunk when someone from ya hood or town was on there ("Now that sounds cool, and that may be, so where u callin from, what's yo set homie?").- You rock New Balances now...and used to rock Saucony's (ya'll remember them from like '00)- You remember when EAST END skating rink was da place to be..(Skate Odessey is for da new skool youngins)- You have the CRUNKEST Mayor in America!..."Get the Hell outta my office!!"-You refer to Republicans as "White" and Democrats as "Black"-You've had to explain to an out of towner while driving down I-40 that Bellevue is not an airport.-You know all the fun places to hang, and none of them are downtown. In fact, you probably hate downtown.-You go to Raliegh and you know you'll hear gunshots, and simple say "Oh, someone got shot," like it's a common occurance.-You speed everywhere, EXCEPT Bartlett and Germantown.ha ha also true-People are still using Cricket phones.-You drive on the same road and it's name changes several times the further you go.-You know there are at least seven Macon Roads, Kirby Roads, and Raliegh LaGranges.-You listen to every Memphis artist except Elvis.-You pay taxes to two courts and four police stations.-You haven't moved in ten years but have lived in two different cities.-You get all your clothes at Target.-You live less than two miles away from a liquor store.-You know Corey B. Trotz's number by heart.ha ha ha i havent lived there in years and its 683-7000 "call six eight three seven oh oh oh-Channel 3 is on YOUR side.-You have attended multiple parties at either Bogey's or Celebration Station.-The neighborhood ice cream man is your homie.ha ha ha this is so funny