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Beelzebubba

behind the mask

About Me

i'm not an open book for the world to see
but i'll turn some pages for you
if you ask me


My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
His Most Serene Highness Lord Timothy the Bewildered of Under Yockenthwaite
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My Interests

rock music, movies, monkeys, aliens, robots, world domination, rice krispie treats, chocolate, poker, going against the White House, that thing over there *points*

I'd like to meet:

if you dig movies and music, are reasonably intelligent, can keep me entertained, and are not a republican then we'd probably get along.

--ALSO--

a singer who can actually sing... you know, hold a note, keep a melody. and who has fantastic taste in music (see my extensive list of bands to the left for an example of "fantastic taste in music") and wants to start a band.

Important Notice:
if you are a band that i've never heard of, then i do NOT want to be your friend, check out your profile, read your message or anything else. really, if your band is so pathetic that you have to go trolling for fans on myspace, then i really don't want to know about you. please desist from sending me messages and friends requests and go back to flipping burgers, cleaning toilets, or whatever it is you do to support your "music career."

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Music:

The Church, XTC, Radiohead, The Smiths, The Beatles, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Psychedelic Furs, The Cure, The Pixies, PJ Harvey, Idlewild, Longwave, Rogue Wave, The Descendents, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Rainer Maria, Muse, Auf Der Maur, The Hives, The Vines, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Jawbox, Living Colour, Fugazi, Kidneythieves, Curve, The Creatures, Hammerbox, Goodness, U2, Tori Amos, Ministry, The Violent Femmes, Depeche Mode, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Rage Against The Machine, Bikini Kill, R.E.M., Aimee Mann, Marilyn Manson, The Cooper Temple Clause, Throwing Muses, Evanescence, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Elvis Costello, Mary's Danish, Velocity Girl, Travis, Smashing Pumpkins, Echo & the Bunnymen, Garbage, Sleater-Kinney, Marvelous 3, Concrete Blonde, Poe, Suicidal Tendencies, that dog, Flickerstick, The Darling Buds, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Robyn Hitchcock, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, John Lennon, Jebediah, The Get-Up Kids, The Postal Service, Jimmy Eat World, Marshall Crenshaw, Death Cab For Cutie, General Public, English Beat, The Cardigans, The Blue Aeroplanes, Morrissey, Dinosaur Jr., Public Enemy, Screeching Weasel, Love And Rockets, Bauhaus, Nine Inch Nails, They Might Be Giants, Prodigy, Nation of Ulysses, Orgy, Less Than Jake, Ivy, Astaire / Blondefire, New Order, Blondie, Bad Brains, Ani DiFranco, Weezer, Kate Bush, Interpol, The Cult, Sebadoh, David Brent (song-stylist extraordinaire) ... despite appearances, I am very picky about music ...

Movies:

Taxi Driver, The Exorcist, Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek II, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, About A Boy, Donnie Darko, Any 80s movie with Molly Ringwald or Anthony Michael Hall, Fight Club, Se7en, Night of the Living Dead, Re-Animator, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the Evil Dead Trilogy, Revenge of the Nerds, Sideways, the list goes on and on...

Television:

Battlestar Galctica, Dexter, Lost, Extras, The Office (both versions), Rome, Heroes, Poker Shows, UFO Shows, The Brak Show, The Dead Zone, The 4400, The X-Files, anything on the Discovery channels with Monkeys/Lions/Tigers/Sharks

Books:

Lord of the Rings, non-fiction, the Schwa World Operations Manual, Noam Chomsky, ghost stories, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Poker Books, Stephen King, Java Books (I'm a super duper programmer)

Heroes:

Hong Kong Phooey

My Blog

lazy sunday

welcome to what is probably the one billionth blog entry with that title since that snl skit came out...ugh. i've been sick all weekend. drinking 3 1/2 glasses of wine and getting tipsy last night pro...
Posted by Beelzebubba on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 06:13:00 PST

shower head

i really love my new shower head. i wish i could spend all day beneath it, preferably with company. it's perfect for two. maybe i should bring it with me on my upcoming trip.
Posted by Beelzebubba on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 02:28:00 PST

it needs to be said

1. modest mouse sucks2. bright eyes sucks3. fuck conor oberst
Posted by Beelzebubba on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:16:00 PST

always love

to make a mountain of your life is just a choice but i never learned enough to listen to the voice that told me always love hate will get you every time always love don't wait til the finish line slo...
Posted by Beelzebubba on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 10:07:00 PST

limecat vs. clock spider

all hail limecat! death to clock spider!...
Posted by Beelzebubba on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 08:58:00 PST

of furs and femmes

tonight was the 'hfs "classic cracker," which i guess is what they're calling the xmas nutcracker this year. i went to a nutcracker a few years ago at the mci center, which had james brown, zwan, new ...
Posted by Beelzebubba on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 12:31:00 PST

pretty girls make graves

but really pretty girls dig them up 3000 years later... i saw PGMG at the Black Cat last night and they were really fantastic. i've been wanting to see them for a while now, but this was my first chan...
Posted by Beelzebubba on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 11:22:00 PST

sunshine, sun shine on me

i know the night has reached that stage again where i never wanna see my home i know that you'll provide the brains but who'll provide the brawn? and if it comes down to me and him you know i'd kiss y...
Posted by Beelzebubba on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 10:59:00 PST

this ain't no holiday

well sit right down my wicked son and let me tell you a story... the pixies show was FUCKING AWESOME. easily the best of the three times i've seen them this past year. sonar in baltimore was a great ...
Posted by Beelzebubba on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 10:50:00 PST

HELP!!!

i'm at work and i'm being attacked by mice. the little bastard nearly got me.
Posted by Beelzebubba on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:20:00 PST