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About Me

I've wanted to live in Chicago ever since I saw Ferris Bueller pose as Abe Froman. I did that and now I reside in Lexington, KY, Horse Capitol of the World because why not?

I live a life of incredible ups and downs. Nothing ever seems to be consistent. I guess that's what makes it fun. I never wanted to be a member of the Cleavers, but if Donna Reed wanted to clean my house every once in a while that would be rad.

I used to play in bands and sweat buckets on stage while adoring fans threw underwear and dismembered limbs at me. Now I'm just another homo with a thing for Slayer and Petula Clark

I take pretty pictures sometimes and write about stuff occasionally. If you are literate you can check out my blog. If you aren't, you can look at my pictures, though, I guess if you can't read, this probably just looks like a bunch of squiggles anyway.

Werd.

my blog:

Putting Power In Their Hands

my pictures:

Ooooh, shiny!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

When I was a kid, I used to sit inside my older sister's 1980 shit-blue Ford Escort and listen to her Fleetwood Mac and Prince cassettes. I was thoroughly convinced that a tiny little band lived inside the speakers of the car and new every song in the history of the world. I'd be pretty stoked to meet those guys.

Also, anyone who understands how awesome this is:

The Date Farmers

And this girl:

My Blog

On How We Saw Lots Of Mothers

The plan today was to fill various portable containers with ingredients for Dark & Stormy's and take some plastic cups to the park to scam on dudes and choose which adorable beast should belong to...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 20:02:00 GMT

On How 2007 Ended Just The Way 2008 Began: Super Radical

There were 364 other days to last year. Many of them phenomenal. In fact, every single one while I was in California sticks out in my mind. Trips to Chicago were pretty great. As was visiting my paren...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:51:00 GMT

On How These Are The Numbers In The Land Of Uncertainty

It goes like this:Three days ago, Brian told me he would be moving out in ten. That means that one week from right now, a large truck will be parked in front of our building and unfamiliar men will be...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:27:00 GMT

On How Perfect Songs Call For Perfect Days So Start Shakin It Already

While listening to my pal DJ Francisco Guerra's latest mix, I fully realized something I've always suspected:"Time After Time" might just be the most perfectly crafted pop song ever written. I'm...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:05:00 GMT

On How Finding Something That Was Always There Is A Nice Surprise

Most of the time, I listen to iTunes and my iPod on shuffle. Both are filled with music I like, and lots I haven't heard thanks to enthusiastic friends who enjoy sharing beaut...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:53:00 GMT

On How Burger Flashbacks Are Mouth-Watering

"What do you want for dinner?"Imagine that last statement voiced quickly with the words running together and an air of I-don't-care-just-feed-me attitude. That's what I deal with every night.&nb...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 19:12:00 GMT

Frustrating or forgettable? I can't decide.

I don't play in a band anymore because I quit. Had I not quit I would have gotten fired and replaced with someone younger. I'm only 26 for fuck's sake. Whatever. I'm having a h...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 14:44:00 GMT

Up Late, Plus What The Fuck?

Two bourbon and 7ups later I'm home with my roommate passed out on the couch. He just moaned at me and stumbled off having a conversation with someone who isn't listening. Usually, when I'm typing t...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Apr 2005 23:49:00 GMT

The Gay That I'm Not, Plus Superpowers

The people living in the apartment above me listen to horrible music. They are thin gym bunnies who just can't get enough bass yo. Their clothes fit just right, tight enough to reveal permanently ha...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Apr 2005 16:18:00 GMT

Hanging Out For Money

I normally don't use the myspace blog. I have a livejournal that is pretty much all the e-heroin I need. Today I'm temping at a Big-Magazine-Publisher. The guy from BMP who I'm working for has me d...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Apr 2005 12:18:00 GMT