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After finding out that I have a myspace I decided I might do somthing with it. I don't know who made it or why and I don't really have anything ofinterest to say to any of you. Don't fret though, as this will not stop me from rambling nonsensical gibberish in an attempt to make those who would skipreading this believe that I have somthing deep and meaningful to say about myself. I puked in the middle of the street one night and I sounded very much likea murloc. It was quite funny, but rather disgusting.
Once upon a time I had a dream of a wonderful life where I could live loved and loving. I then entered public schools and was made aware that thosethings are the stuff of dreams and fairy tales. It was at this time that I decided to set out on a journey to claim my destiny. Upon aquiring my faithfulsteed, a 2 seat garage go-kart with a heart of gold, I set forth in to the dark, crual world that was my birthright. It is here, on the hard trails, that Ifound my way of life. I first found work as a cat herder, but found that the work was more than I could handle. I left this post with a heavy heart, butknowing that my destiny still awated me. Further down the trail I came across a deep and wide river. In my attempt to cross it I lost 3 oxen, 620 pounds offood, and little Johnny became septic. Alas, poor Johhny did not survive his illness. We were forced to bury him along the trail, leaving only a stone as amarker of his life. Also it marked his love of the works of Seymore Butts and Willy Maykit. I faced many tough times on my journey to meet fate, but I wasfinally able to reach Oregon. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the west was won.
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Name :: Jason
Hometown :: Nashville
Status :: Green
Orientation :: Tuesdays and Thursdays @ 6:30 Am.
Religion :: No
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