To steal from Dennis Leary's song Asshole: "I'm just a regular joe, with a regular job, your average white suburbanite slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house, with nice wooden floors."I'm a normal guy who likes to make his friends laugh, have a beer after my hockey games, and tries to get my fat butt into the gym 3-4 times a week with varying results.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nate
Birthday: September 13th
Birthplace: Cherry Hill, NJ
Current Location: Pottstown, PA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Russian, Polish, and the deep dark family secret (Italian)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: Being poor
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, green peppers, onion, black olives, sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose 20 pounds
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: How much more time till I really have to get up
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: After midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: My Father
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Every fucking chance I get
Do you Sing: Only when drunk enough
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Again? Sure
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Some days
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: In a weird way
Are you a Health Freak: I'm slowly becoming more and more of one
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Saxaphone in grade school
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Shit yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Oh yes
Ever been called a Tease: Oh no
Ever been Beaten up: Sucker punched yes, beaten up? No
Ever Shoplifted: Nah
How do you want to Die: In a lightsaber duel
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A filthy rich man of lesiure
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Both can be nice
Height: Doesn't matter, we're all the same height in bed
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: Stylish but not too trendy, fashion is a form of ugly so bad it changes every 6 months
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: 30
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: Nope
Number of things in my Past I Regret: There isn't enough room!
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You are The Emperor
Stability, power, protection, realization; a great person.
The Emperor is the great authority figure of the Tarot, so it represents fathers, father-figures and employers. There is a lot of aggression and violence too.
The Emperor naturally follows the Empress. Like an infant, he is filled with enthuiasm, energy, aggression. He is direct, guileless and all too often irresistible. Unfortunately, like a baby he can also be a tyrant. Impatient, demanding, controlling. In the best of circumstances, he signifies the leader that everyone wants to follow, sitting on a throne that indicates the solid foundation of an Empire he created, loves and rules with intelligence and enthusiasm. But that throne can also be a trap, a responsibility that has the Emperor feeling restless, bored and discontent.
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