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Laura

Here's an idea - when you tell a story... have a point!

About Me

I know when to go out. I know when to stay in. Get things done...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myself in 10 years to find out how I got there and people that know what my random quotes are from.

My Blog

Brett Favre retires

Granted, the guy was an awesome QB, but why can't he or anyone else pronounce his name correctly?  Dammit the "r" comes AFTER the "v" which would make it "FAV-re" and not "FARV".I did ask someone...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:45:00 GMT

Matt Dillon asks...

OK, this is a good one. Today's top story on Yahoo! News:"Matt Dillon asks... what are the most effective yet simple ways people can save energy?"Laura asks, can't Matt Dillon Google?  Is this a ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:00:00 GMT

Oh the many problems with 24

SPOILER ALERTFeel free to share, because this show has just gotten moronic.  I'll state a few of the many problems with "24" discussed in my household. -  How the f**k does everyone hav...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 22:05:00 GMT

U.S. Army launches the iRaq

In an effort to reach a new market of young adults, the U.S. Army has launched the new iRaq, available only to men and women between the ages of 18 to 30 that enlist for service.  Said ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 13:05:00 GMT

"All I want for Christmas is my sanity"

I just can't read headlines anymore.  Varying between the ludicrous and the surreal, I just have to stop allowing most of this nonsense to enter my consciousness.  Today's fare includes: &n...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:38:00 GMT

"Rudolph" Santa is a real bastard!

Every year I watch the classic Christmas television specials -- Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Frosty the Snowman and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, to name a few -- and for the past few years I have...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:38:00 GMT

What an Andy Dick!

Andy Dick is basically the uglier, less wealthy version of Paris Hilton, isn't he?  Most of us can't remember why Andy Dick is famous anymore, and yet he manages to weasel his way into news headl...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:12:00 GMT

Blondes 'to die out in 200 years'

From BBC News Worldwide -- I know this is old news, but I just came across it.  See my comments below the article:Blondes 'to die out in 200 years' Scientists believe the last blondes will be i...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:37:00 GMT

The celebutard drivel needs to be taken out of the news headlines

Late last week through yesterday, most of my online news sources were posting the headline:  "Paris Hilton Won't Appear at Billboard Music Awards."  Apparently the Princess of Poor Taste fou...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:13:00 GMT

The Olympics - A commentary by my sister Christine

Going through old emails today, I found this one from my sister Jennifer, sharing the wit and wise-ass-dom she endured watching the 2006 winter Olympics with our sister Christine.  Here's a ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 16:33:00 GMT