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Jay Gambino

You can pay for school, but you cant buy class

About Me

Im so for real in the hood I make candy rain........I also make tattoos on peoples skin.....I juggle chain saw's on the 1st friday's of every month.....Ive decided to shave my balls every other thursday instead of wednesdays (please update your calendars).......my slight retardation is now full blown......I have a tom seleck starter kit....I have an imaginary friend named gus.....I left my wallet in El segundo......I lost my mind somewhere in east bumfuck and I dont want it back......I shit in my cats litter box when he pisses me off.....Im currently designing a punch to rupture your spleen. .. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>

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My Interests

The smell of hot tar and hellmans mayonaise.....taking vacations in the Bronx or Brooklyn...riding the train late night....constant noise....humidity....smelling A&D ointment....intersections...standing too close to the edge of the platform...being a unorthodox fuckface.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet my suga mama.....a 40+ sexy bitch with BILLIONS so I can quit my job and cold lamp out like flava flav!

Music:

All the mix tape DJ's from the past, Red Alert, Kid Capri, Brucie B, Lovebug, Starski, DJ Juice, Ron G, Mister C, DJ Enuff, Kool Kirk, Chubby Chub, DJ S&S, DJ Clue, Doo Wop, Craig G, Evil D, G-Bo the Pro and Double R, Jazzy Joyce, Dj Supreme, Dexterity, E-Kim, Chill Will, Kool Mike Ski, KRS-One, Brand Nubian, Pete Rock & CL, Jay-Z, Nas, Mos-Def, Jadakiss, Biggie (RIP), Talib, Buckshot shorty!, Big L (RIP), Tame One, Ghost, Little Brother, Nicolay, Kanye West, O.C., Big Daddy Kane, Gangstarr, Master Ase, Tribe Called Quest, DeLa, Common, MF Doom, Verbal Threat, John Legend, Some techo (GO figure right)......Danny Tanaglia, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zep, Black Sabbath, Rolling Stones, Tool, Cold Play.......Stevie Wonder, Old RnB, Supercat, Bob Marley.......shit I dunno.

Movies:

Generally movies are for pussies unless its porn BUT I do like Goodfellas, Casino, Pulp Fiction, Airplane, Boyz N the Hood, Major League, Saw.......

Television:

Fuck that mind control shit.

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:

Whoever invented indoor plumbing.

My Blog

this shit

I was just wondering if their was a point to any of this? You work, make money and try to get by....and u can hope for more money and things but where does it get ya? I mean, is their a prize to be wo...
Posted by Jay Gambino on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 08:34:00 PST

only the chosen understand

Everybody want heaven but nobody wanna die! Then I wonder why Im drinkin a 40 with the paper bag in my own house?Perhaps I need a lil beer in the tuck on the 3 train?.......home soon come I guess....
Posted by Jay Gambino on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:11:00 PST

walk with me

walk by my side, for I need you most now when the evil runs with disguise and malice, deliever me above the clouds and beyond the gates of those who wish to bring harm and I promise to sacri...
Posted by Jay Gambino on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:46:00 PST

This mornings observation

I came to the conclusion today that it would suck if I had to eat and drink the way dogs and cats do.  They got no fucking hands yo........how frustrating is that?  U know they wish they cou...
Posted by Jay Gambino on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 08:25:00 PST