I'd like to meet:
I'm Jon.
I'm boring.
I'm single.
I play bass.
I normally care about other people more than myself.
I, unlike most people, really enjoy going to work.
I do things you would find to be self-destructive.
I'm the most forgiving person you'll ever meet.
I Never get what, or who, I need in my life.
I fall to easily and get hurt to quickly.
I lose more friends than I make.
NclearSadNclear <--- I'd do it.